17 thoughts on “Rat Bassturd

  1. Yeah finally trapped that sumbtch.
    I had the strangest dream the other night.
    That I was outside in my undies….
    With a flashlight in the middle of nowhere at three 3 a.m. with my dogs.
    Chasing an intruder that woke me up from a drunken stupor.
    Just so ya know…I’m a little cranky when I wake up.
    Anyway …I got that sumbtch.
    I almost put an add sticker on it…..before I sent the picture.
    Gotta go….
    I think my friend is just about done on the que.
    Mmmmm Mmmmmm.

    Tastes like chicken.

    1. Did you beat him to death with the framing square? You should have used a hammer.

      We used to go rat hunting in Bryant (or Central) Park after work, but we used to throw rocks (no-gun NYC) at ’em. Resilient little bastards. They can take a hit from a huge rock and keep running.

  2. cute rat….

    need ya a musk rat or a river rat that get to the size of a large cat and will try to snuggle with you when your under your car at night changing oil….

  3. Flee, I’m not exaggerating when I say I “bagged” a dozen mice this past week with a common sense technique. I can’t tell you how many times those SOB’s would lick the paddle on a trap, set it off, and get away.

    Here’s the solution. Peanut butter on the spring in the middle of the trap. Put none on the paddle. Get’s ’em every time! 😆

    “I hate mieces to pieces!”

  4. I live trapped around 50 mice last winter between my kitchen and garage. Yesterday, I finally put poison out to kill those who were trap smart. I hated to do it, but they are ruining my house. I also put out bags of scented seeds they don’t like around the dryer vent. Gophers on the other hand, I’ll set a trap line.

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