A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn spellcheck. I meant “wifi”, not “wife”.
🙂 good one Paul 🙂
terrible for wife.
I’m sorry Sue. I just lost all control. no offense my dear. 🙂
This is one I can’t share with Hubby. Too many of his ex wives fooled around on him. 🙁
I got a laugh though. 🙂
Angel, I had another one that was pretty funny too, but Henry would probably slap my hands and lock my keyboard up, or run me down and slap me. He would probably catch me in my first 3 steps. I aint too fast anymore. 🙂
LOL It would have to be pretty bad for that.
No problem, I was just responding to the good one thing reply, come to think of it, it wasn’t good for either of them she is dead and he is headed for jail, as to the neighbor…………..
paul, that was hilarious!!!! Who comes up with these? They have more time on their hands than I do!!!! Thank you, bro!! 🙂
several past business acquaintances send some to me. Also some relatives. several of them are retired, which explains their abundance of free time i guess. Your welcome sis. 🙂
LMAO again Paul 😉
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Hahaha! Good one, Paul. 😆
I have a nick name for my wife it’s WiFi…..oh no!
Holy cow Paul, that was funny! If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were off in a corner somewhere writing these funny skits on your own. HAHA
You crack me up, and I’m glad you post these. We all need a good laugh when everything else in life seems so grim.
Hugs brother, and as always: hello to Mrs Paul.
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thanks Deb. tell mr. Deb Hi will ya?? 🙂
That is a good one Paul. I emailed it to my contacts, and it probably spread like wildfire. The other one you have must be a doozy if you’re concerned about posting it.
Thanks for the laugh 😀
Heh, heh, heh……
Good one Paul!
Oh my goodness. Oops is right! Thanks Paul, very cleverly written. Looking forward to your next joke.
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