10 thoughts on “The IRS now wants your tips

  1. The IRS will grab you by the ankles and shake you until every last penny falls out. They think they deserve it. Sit back and think about how many ways you pay a tax. Everything in your life is taxed.

    Funny, (not so much), the only ones who are obligated to pay a federal tax are FEDERAL WORKERS. THOSE EMPLOYED BY THE GUBBERMENT! Period! And do they pay THEIR taxes? Hell NO! Jail for the little folk, raises and benefits for the gubberment employees who break the law.

    Now they are going after tips for those in the service industry? How the hell do they know how much someone made in tips? They don’t. Tell them you made a dollar, and your a shitty waiter, or waitress. It’s not their business!

  2. Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he’s fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule.

    Tax his work,
    Tax his pay,
    He works for peanuts ;
    Anyway!

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass.

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won’t be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers;
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    He’s good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he’s laid.

    Put these words
    Upon his tomb,
    ‘Taxes drove me
    to my doom…’

    When he’s gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.

    These are real taxes:

    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL license Tax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Excise Taxes
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax
    Fuel Permit Tax
    Gasoline Taxes
    Gross Receipts Tax
    Hunting License Tax
    Inheritance Tax
    Inventory Tax
    IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquor Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Personal Property Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    Road Usage Tax
    Sales Tax
    School Tax
    Service Charge Tax
    Social Security Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax
    Telephone Federal Excise Tax
    Telephone Federal Universal Service FeeTax
    Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
    Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
    Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
    Telephone State and Local Tax
    Telephone Usage Charge Tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago,
    and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

    We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest middle class in the
    world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

    What happened? Can you spell ‘politicians’ ?

  3. let me say that I stood up to these sacks of shit and got arrested, and nobody came to my asistance – not from the church (they shit on m), not from the alternative websites where I told my story, and not from anyone where I posted comments at the local newspaper (several anonymous worm-shits accused me of lunacy and/or lying). Like George Washington said, government is not reasoning or eloquence, it is force. And while in theory you should be able to win in court based upon how our hard-won rights have been usurped Satan-style with devious use of the English language (the Rule of Law, a misnomer if ever there was one), that would still mean an arrest record, and presume that you had the monies and endurance to prevail. Since judges, in my experience, never come alongside the weary and oppressed, that would be one giant presumption. So, with some sequential reasoning here, violence is probably the only real answer. It might not change the system, but it would insert thye logical and probably righteous consequences into the American picture of tyranny and lies.

    1. Trust me, John, these bastards will get theirs soon enough.

      As for the churches and the local newspapers, they have been bought and paid for by the local government.

      As far as the alternative news sites are concerned, you’re on the best alternative site on the Internet. This is a We the People website and we here try to make sure that no stone goes unturned, so if you got a story to tell we’d all love to hear it, as we are all in this together.

  4. As for the IRS…………

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