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Three FBI Cadets

My nine year old grandson just told me this joke:

So, three FBI cadets are at their final stage of training for proficiency with firearms, hand to hand combat, and loyalty to the agency.  They are brought into a hallway with three doors.

The first cadet goes into the first door and comes out and says, “I will not shoot my father”.  He is immediately dismissed from consideration.  

The second cadet goes into the second door and comes out and says I will not shoot my grandmother.  He is immediately dismissed from consideration.

The third cadet goes into the third door.  There are five gunshots and a lot of commotion.  The instructors burst into the door and say, “What is going on?”

The cadet says, “It was my ex-wife and some idiot put blanks in the gun, so I had to beat her to death with the chair…..”

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8 Responses to Three FBI Cadets

  1. Angel-NYC says:

    😆

  2. Koyote says:

    LMAO!!!
    I gotta tell that one to Jilly bean!!!

  3. flee says:

    Don’t get me going on x wife jokes.

    • galen says:

      Author Unknown:

      John finally decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend.

      One evening, after their honeymoon, he was welding some stuff in the garage, just for fun. His new wife was standing there at the bench watching him.

      After a log period of silence she finally spoke……….. “Honey, I’ve just been thinking, now that we are married, maybe it’s time you quit spending all your time out here in the shop. You probably should just consider selling all your welders, along with your gun collection, and that stupid vintage Harley.”

      John got a horrified look on his face

      She said, “Darling, what’s wrong?”

      He replied, “For a minute there you were starting to sound like my ex-wife.”

      “Ex-wife!!” she screamed, “You never told me you were married before!!”

      John replied: “I wasn’t.”

      🙂 🙂 🙂

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  4. Peter says:

    Inspector General Michael Horowitz found no political bias.

  5. galen says:

    I say Henry’s 9 year old grandson gets an honorary place in The Trench.

    🙂

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  6. flee says:

    A guy was sitting at bar hitting on the waitress.

    After giving her a big tip.

    Polite and being cordial.

    He said…

    You look like my 2nd x wife.

    The waiitress replied…

    Oh really. ..how many times have u been married.

    The customer replied.

    Once.

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