Top Close Calls Compilation

2 thoughts on “Top Close Calls Compilation”

1. Did you notice how many of these “close calls” were caused by full-grown adults who walk into traffic with their heads up their rectums?

   I have no pity for those morons. If you don’t run ’em over, they’ll have ten babies who’ll be jumping in front of your car too.

   Another large chunk of them were drivers too stupid to realize that snow, ice, and rain reduce traction.

   I’ve always though that someone could make a mint by selling insurance only to people who can do well on an I.Q. test. Actuaries would determine the cut-off score, but if you could eliminate the idiots from the insurance pool, you’d have very few claims to pay out, and you could sell insurance at half the price of anyone else.

   I fume at what I have to pay for insurance, because I drive very safely, and I know I’m paying for idiots who spend their lives doing one stupid thing after another.

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2. The high rates we all pay is due to the
   ILLEGALS, and others….
   Look at your policy …See where it says
   “UNINSURED DRIVERS” ?
   Not to mention when terrific hurricanes
   hit our coasts.
   ALL insurances go up to cover them too.
   Here in SC we’re still paying for the one
   that hit us …what ever it’s name was.

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