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Eric Peter’s Autos

You’ve heard about the automated car.

How about automated policing?

Instead of government drones (that would be cops) picking our pockets at gunpoint, the “work” (and profit) is being turned over to private contractors, who do the same at camera-point, using debt collectors to force us to stand and deliver.  

Optotraffic leadThis is not new – but it is becoming more blatant.

If you ever had any doubt that the issuance of speeding tickets was little more than another form of tax collection, consider what’s going on in Youngstown, Ohio.

The recently city signed a three-year deal with one of those Mussolini-minded companies that uses government to line its pockets and calls it free enterprise (another example of this being the insurance mafia). The company is going to make a lot of money by peppering the city with automated radar guns that eliminate the need for a cop to actually pull someone over – or for the courts to waste their valuable time proving beyond a reasonable doubt that each and every “speeder” is guilty as charged.

Instead, the tickets – the fines – go out automatically.

And because they are no longer issued under the guise of law enforcement, you lose the right you’d otherwise have to confront the witnesses against you (i.e., a cop) and the formality, at least, that you are presumed innocent until adjudicated guilty (or not) in a court rather than presumed guilty by a privately run company that will ruin your credit score if you decline to pay – whether it was actually you behind the wheel or not that day.shitheads

Youngstown Police Chief Robin Lees says this overtly for-profit little deal (65 percent of the “revenue” collected goes to the city, 35 percent to the private company, Optotraffic of Lanham, Maryland ) is “efficient” and that not having to stop people and issue them tickets – or deal with the hassle of convicting them in court – is “great.”


The local paper (see here) reports that in just the first twelve days, Optotraffic (purveyor of “innovative traffic safety solutions,” according to the company web site) mailed out 1,000 tickets.. vs. 960 issued all of last year. That is a lot of payin’ paper. Six figures in less than a fortnight.

Imagine what they’ll take in over twelve months.

And that’s just one town.

This business is perhaps the ultimate perversion of free market economic theory. Private companies sign on as hired guns for the government. They’re so much more “efficient,” you see.

But the rub is it’s not free when guns – and coercion – are involved. Just as you are not a “customer” when you stand on line at the DMV.DMV pic

Customers are free to leave. To decline the “services” offered, without penalty.

You are not.

Similarly, it’s twisted to speak of “privatizing”government operations. Every such utterance ought to be accompanied by 54-year-old Madonna singing like a virgin….touched for the thirty-first time.

Privateer would be more apt.

From Webster’s:

“An armed ship owned and officered by private individuals holding a government commission and authorized for use in war, especially in the capture of enemy merchant shipping.”privateers

This is what Optotraffic and Redlfex (one of the major contractors involved in the red light camera scam) are. They are private only insofar as a portion of the profit they take in goes into their pockets rather than the entirety going into the government’s pockets.

Some 430 years ago, Sir Francis Drake performed similar services for Elizabeth I. Royal commission in hand, he plied the seas, pillaging and plundering – a portion of the proceeds for him, the rest for the (cough) “virgin” queen.

Not surprisingly, Drake was also a slaver. Why not just go whole hog, after all?

Which, I expect, is where we are headed with regard to these modern-day privateers.

Why stop with speeders, I mean?

Cameras could also be used to enforce buckle-up (or else) seatbelt laws, prohibitions on texting while driving, out-of-date inspection and registration stickers … the possibilities are essentially limitless.

As are the potential profits.

It would, after all, be so much more efficient than having to pay a small army of human ticket-issuers. A camera can work a 24 hour shift, seven days a week – and doesn’t demand health care.

Just put the entire operation on autopilot.

At least Sir Francis had to do the dirty work himself. Nowadays, machines take care of everything – and latter-day Sir Walters merely pocket their slice.

That’s how far we’ve come in 430-something years.

3 thoughts on “You’ve Got Mail!

  1. This is just one of endless examples of how our constitution has been trampled for power and profit, and the list is only going to grow longer until the tyrants are hanging from tree limbs.

    There’s no need to focus on any of these individual encroachments; our country is gone, our freedom is gone, and there’s only one way we’ll be able to get it back.

    Some people will discuss it forever, as if they were merely spectators in this country, but the time for discussion is over, and only because it’s too late to make any change through discussion. (ten years ago it may have been possible)

    If you want to talk about it forever, let’s have a look at the future debates:
    “Do cops need a warrant to rape my wife?”
    “Should congressmen be required to wear condoms when molesting children?”
    “Should the government leave me with anything at all, or are they allowed to sell my house to the Chinks, too?”

    Americans are so accustomed to having their rights trampled, and their property stolen that they’ve forgotten who’s supposed to be running this country.

  2. When these privateers or whatever you want to call them form a company that does the following:
    1. completely rig fantasy football (I DESPISE FANTASY SPORTS!) so that no one can possibly win whatever and loses every penny he (or she) has in their bank accounts
    2. does an Ashley Madison on every American Facebook/LinkedIn/Twitter page or whatever so that EVERY AMERICAN USING these ridiculous “social media” sites will be set up on a “terrorist watch list”
    3. wipes out every piece of data ever held by the Social Security Administration so that the only way anyone can collect on their SS and Medicare is if they have paper statements going back years (or have kept all tax returns for at least ten years)…and the same goes for credit card and bank statements
    4. False flags happen in every city and suburb so that nearly everyone living in anything but small towns and rural remote areas are forced into stack & packs (that is, your mortgage statements are hacked so that now you owe millions on quarter acre lots you can no longer pay–so banks, in their infinite love, let you live in a stack and pack…on land they own of course, which you rent for $2000 a month…hey if a chef in NYC can rent a 100 square foot apt for $1500 a month, why not?)

    When these scenarios happen (and I think one or two of them will), then the sheeple who couldn’t case less about their rights will either kill themselves in deep depression, go to a FEMA camp, or God help them do something about it, but by then it might be too late.

    People are not prepared simply because they do not want to be.

  3. “The company is going to make a lot of money by peppering the city with automated radar guns that eliminate the need for a cop to actually pull someone over –…”

    Automated mammon extraction.

    It WAS inevitable.

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