A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink.
He replied in disgust, “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The Irishman then hands his drink back to the attendant and said, “Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
LOL… good one!
Gotta love the Irish.
Absolutely, Susan! 🙂
First place I ever went overseas was Ireland (life-long dream). The reason it WAS a life-long dream was due to a movie I saw as a teen… ‘The Quiet Man’ starring John Wayne & Maureen O’Hara. At the end of the titles it said that the movie was filmed entirely in Ireland, and I said to myself “I’m going there some day”.
2006. 🙂
HAH!
LOL. That’s funny.
I am glad you liked the joke. This site is one of my favorites. Keep up the good work!
Hahaha! As they say in Ireland, “Aye, to be sure!”