The Daily Beast – by Olivia Nuzzi
Kylie Jenner, worried about the children, wants to know who or what all of this plane exhaust is exterminating, if it’s the honeybees, and who’s paying to kill all of these honeybees.
On Monday, the 17-year-old star of Keeping Up with the Kardashians and daughter of Bruce Jenner and Kris Kardashian, posted a meme on Twitter, where she inexplicably has over 9 million followers. It read:
“Let’s ask ourselves….Why did I see 75 planes spraying white stuff into the sky on my 15 minute drive to work? Who pays for this and why is it happening? Is something being exterminated here? Is that something me? Does this have anything to do with why Honey Bee’s are Dying off really fast. Why are some days normal with no planes spraying and others look like this? Whos is responcible? What effect will this have on our health and our childrens future? WHO THE F#*% THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? Am I the only one who sees this? [sic]”
Jenner has unknowingly stumbled into the chemtrail conspiracy theory, which dates back to August 1996, when the United States Air Force’s university, Air University, published a paper (PDF) titled Weather as a Force Multiplier: Owning the Weather in 2025. Some members of society who are disturbed by and reject the reality that the world is a disorganized, leaderless hellhole took the paper to mean that the government wanted to control the weather. A conspiracy was born.
There is a lot to unpack in Jenner’s grammatically disastrous meme, but seeing as 9 million people have been exposed to it in less than 24 hours, it’s now irresponsible not to try.
Let’s begin with the claim that she sees “75 planes spraying white stuff into the sky on my 15 minute drive to work.”
The first half of that sentence is likely hyperbole and the second half almost certainly a lie. Have you ever seen Keeping Up With the Kardashians? Like 90 percent of it takes place in her mom’s house.
Jenner’s next question is reasonable enough: “Who pays for this and why is it happening?”
Some jets leave white trails, known as contrails, in their paths “for the same reason you can sometimes see your breath,” according to The Scientific American. “The hot, humid exhaust from jet engines mixes with the atmosphere, which at high altitude is of much lower vapor pressure and temperature than the exhaust gas. The water vapor contained in the jet exhaust condenses and may freeze, and this mixing process forms a cloud very similar to the one your hot breath makes on a cold day.”
Then Jenner descends quickly into full-on paranoia: “Is something being exterminated here? Is that something me?”
Unfortunately, no.
The next stage of Jenner’s meltdown is wild speculation: “Does this have anything to do with why Honey Bee’s are Dying off really fast? [sic]”
No. There is no definitive answer for why honeybees are dying, but The New York Timesreported in 2014 that the deaths seem to be caused by “a complex set of pressures on managed and wild bee populations that includes disease, a parasite known as the varroa mite, pesticides, extreme weather and poor nutrition tied to a loss of forage plants.”
The next inquiry is innocent enough: “Why are some days normal with no planes spraying and others look like this?”
That’s because of a complicated series of factors—whether or not you’re looking at the sky, how clear the sky is on that day, if there happens to be a plane above your head, and if that plane has reached an altitude that would cause its exhaust to condense and freeze and form a trail.
“Who is responcible? [sic]”
Hard to say, really.
“What effect will this have on our health and our childrens future? [sic]”
Luckily most children are resilient enough to overcome all sorts of adversities, like having an unintelligent parent.
“WHO THE F#*% THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?”
I suppose the Wright Brothers.
“Am I the only one who sees this?”
Rejoice, for you are not alone, Kylie. Welcome to the wonderful world of conspiracy theories. Remember to take your iodine drops.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/26/a-kardashian-stumbles-upon-a-chemtrail.html
“Some jets leave white trails, known as contrails, in their paths “for the same reason you can sometimes see your breath,” according to The Scientific American.”
That’s true, but condensation trails (contrails) dissipate quickly. Did you ever see your breath linger in the air for hours and then settle to the ground?
“Some members of society who are disturbed by and reject the reality that the world is a disorganized, leaderless hellhole….”
And let me guess…. only a “one world government” can make sense of things, right?
This article uses a TV bimbo to make everyone who questions the actions of our government look like idiots, while it promotes the lies of the NY Times that hide the role of GMOs in honeybee colony collapse. I”m also willing to bet that the TV bimbo had that “tweet” written for her by one of the professional propagandists that writes her TV script.
And now we know that “The Daily Beast” is another Zionist publication passing itself off as “alternative news”
You said it JR. They must be getting desperate trying to derail the truth by using a complete f#@king moron. Everybody will say “hey, look at what this dumbass is saying. Har har har….”
“Jenner has unknowingly stumbled into the chemtrail conspiracy theory…”
Theories are something that cannot be proven, you dumb c#nt. Chemtrails are provable.
“Some members of society who are disturbed by and reject the reality that the world is a disorganized, leaderless hellhole took the paper to mean that the government wanted to control the weather. A conspiracy was born.”
The reality is that the JEWS are the well-organized ‘leaders’ of this hellhole, and apparently your stupid @ss is working full time for the scumbags.
“No. There is no definitive answer for why honeybees are dying,..”
There IS a definitive answer, you stupid brain-dead cow, but far be it from you to do any actual research on the subject before writing this pitiful attempt of an article. For your edification (below), bimbo (don’t let the big words scare you, try a dictionary)
http://r.search.yahoo.com/_ylt=A0LEV0Zes2dVB9gApXJXNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTEyZGM4cDE3BGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMyBHZ0aWQDQjAyNjRfMQRzZWMDc3I-/RV=2/RE=1432888286/RO=10/RU=http%3a%2f%2fwww.blacklistednews.com%2fBayer_CropScience_and_Bee_Deaths%2f19574%2f0%2f38%2f38%2fY%2fM.html/RK=0/RS=IEK65wG4uuqAekBdIAQyCkyx8i0-
“Then Jenner descends quickly into full-on paranoia: “Is something being exterminated here? Is that something me?”
Unfortunately, no.”
Unfortunately, YES. But in your case (the moronic author) that’s a GOOD thing. The more stupid @sswipes like you that they kill, the better for the rest of us who are intelligent enough to know better.
“That’s because of a complicated series of factors—whether or not you’re looking at the sky, how clear the sky is on that day, if there happens to be a plane above your head, and if that plane has reached an altitude that would cause its exhaust to condense and freeze and form a trail.”
Anna Nicole married for love, too. Right, b#tch?
“Who is responcible? [sic]”
Hard to say, really.”
You mean you CAN’T say, since you obviously WORK for them, you Zionist toady.
“What effect will this have on our health and our childrens future? [sic]”
Luckily most children are resilient enough to overcome all sorts of adversities, like having an unintelligent parent.”
One can only hope that you’ve never bred. Unintelligent is FAR above your level of accomplishment. You’re desperately in need of a shotgun enema, you f#%king jew b#tch shill.
Zero chance of brain damage from that. No brain, no damage!!!
Olivia, Olivia, Olivia, how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning without slapping yourself in the face a hundred times? If you believe 75 planes spraying shit in the skies is normal, then I ask, “HOW OLD ARE YOU?” I’m over 35 years old and I can tell you that as a kid, I NEVER saw this many chemtrails (or contrails, as you like to call them), if any, when growing up. So you are either the dumbest person I know or you are getting paid a lot of money to aid in destroying yourself and the rest of humanity by publishing lies, lies and more lies. Once again, I don’t know how you can live with yourself.
The seed does not fall far from the tree…
Stupid spokeswhore gets paid to discredit truthseekers.
Report of a 5.1 EQ about 25 miles NW of Redding CA early Friday morning a false alarm according to the U.S. Geological Survey.
The agency, through its website, “Did You Feel It?” received six reports of the temblor from as close as Redding to as far as McKinleyville on the coast and several spots around the Bay area.
Geophysicist Robert sanders says reports of the quake, which centered on the dam on Trinity Lake, were triggered by a larger 6.7 magnitude earthquake off the Alaskan peninsula.
“Sometimes the local networks can be triggered by these seismic events,” he said.
The incident was briefly reported on the USGS earthquake monitor but quickly taken down, Sanders said. The USGS also notes data from “Did You Feel It?” site isn’t guaranteed to be correct.
Can someone other than a paid government official verify what’s being reported here?
whats a Kardashian? and why should I care?
You shall do what you are told and be entertained by those we choose to entertain you. OK?