BARACK OBAMA: Let me be perfectly clear, if the chickens like their eggs they can keep their eggs. No chicken will be required to cross the road to surrender her eggs.
HILLARY CLINTON: What difference at this point does it make why the chicken crossed the road.
GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either with us or against us. There is no middle ground here.
DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?
SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn it, he’s a maverick!
BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white?
NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.
JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can’t you people see the plain truth? That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort this out.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.
BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2014, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents and balance your checkbook.
ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?
14 thoughts on “A non-partisan Why did the chicken cross the road?”
The chicken crossed the road because he was pinned to the baby.
Good ol’ Paul.
That was funny stuff. Thanks.
hey Nottoobitter… have a grin my friend. 🙂
It’s obvious, the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side. Am I missing something here? Brain Dead Barbie Barnnett asked me to let you all know why the chicken crossed the road.
haha good one Katie.
Her plastic brain cell had to stop chasing its tail to figure that one out !
BILL CLINTON: “I did not have sex with that chicken, Miss Lewinski…”
Just saw this one ( first, saw the “Over 55 Perks”). You are on a roll tonight, Paul. Thanks for the laughs. 🙂 🙂 🙂
sometimes i just cant help myself. Angel 🙂
I nominate Paul as the official FTTWR “sunshine committee”. Thanks for helping us see the light in our lives and putting a smile on our faces. XO!
BTW, my favorite is Albert Einstein’s response … just ‘cuz I kinda think that way too. 🙂
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CUT THAT OUT. my face is getting red. 🙂
No … hee hee. 😀
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HAHAHAHA!! I’m keepin’ this one. Now that’s creative. Love it! Thanks Paul.
why did the chicken cross the road? to get from his left to his right!