A man and a woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant.
They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands. The waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the woman slowly sliding down her chair and under the table – but the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress watched as the woman slid all the way down her chair and out of sight under the table. Still, the man stared straight ahead.
The waitress, thinking this behavior a bit risque and worried that it might offend other diners, went over to the table and, tactfully, began by saying to the man: “Pardon me, sir, but I think your wife just slid under the table.”
The man calmly looked up at her and said: ……….”No, she didn’t. She
just walked in.”
Nice!
HaHaHa, good one Paul. Geeze. I would neverdo that to my Ole Lady though – not on your life – still good one though Paul
Naw Dan, me either. of course ya already know that, but had to send it in. too funny.
You are a good guy Paul!!!
Naw Digger. I’m just as human as the next person. But I’m trying. Thank you for your compliment. Coming from you means a lot to me. 🙂