Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately — illegal immigration, Hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida .
… not me — I concentrate on solutions for the problems — it’s a win-win situation.
* Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
* Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the level of the levees.
* Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.
Any other problems you would like for me to solve today? Yes!
Think about this:
1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the state of Washington? And, they tracked her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 12 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq …. why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this — you cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’ and ‘Thou Shall Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians … it creates a hostile work environment.
You, Swifty Lomax are a bona fide problem solver!
We need you.
Saving this.
Thanks for your confidence in me Katie, unfortunately, I am not the original author of these ideas, My solutions always seem to be a bit more sinister in nature, generally where a good amount of hemp rope would need to be acquired ) but we won’t get into all that. I’m just passing this along as it was sent to me by a friend. 🙂
Rope has always been a grand way to secure ones problems.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WORKS FOR KOYOTE!!!!!!!
And that’s why they call you, “Swifty”. You’re “Swift” and “To the point”. LOL
Good job, Swifty!
I like the Cows and Ten Commandment thing. lol
However, I think our foreign government in occupation would deem the alligator thing to be “too inhumane”.
What do you expect from a bunch of hypocrites?