9 thoughts on “Amazing what hides under the makeup

    1. Seems this is one of the times we agree wholeheartedly, Theo.
      The better part of the glamour shot for the Hildabeast is actually still inside the back-end of that horse….
      Just wait…it seems we will all see it shortly.

  1. aha…. the Dating Game.

    Bachelorette #1 also employs a padded bra to create her illusion.
    Bachelorette #2 hides in the house and hires an understudy to go on dates for her.
    Bachelorette #3 got her perfect make-up job from a 3-D printer.
    Bachelorette #4 looks better without the make-up

  2. Good lord… Hollywood can even make an old mthrfkr like me look like Brad Pitt.
    I used to think I was hot when the hookers would hustle me at the black jack tables in Vegas.
    Yeah I was Brad Pitt.
    Then later I realized what a dumbass I was.
    You can patch up ugly… but you can’t get rid of it.
    But those pictures of Brad on those T-bills will make you look like him.

    Especially to the ladies at the BJ table.

    Yeah….. I’ll split those aces… in fact.. double down and hit me with that ugly stick!

  3. most women today are so fake
    High Heels
    Push Up Bras
    Lipo
    Botox
    Butt Implants
    Boob jobs

    the list is endless

    when you finally get one home and they shed half the fake stuff , you wonder if they might be just Like Bruce!

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