Goon Squad – by Greg BaconWashington–President Obama today signed into law the “America’s Secret Services Helping Our Liberties Endure” act, or ASSHOLE.
“This much needed piece of legislation will give us the tools we need to place an ASSHOLE on nearly every street corner, making our great country impervious to another 9/11,” said the president, adding “There will be an ASSHOLE on your cell phone, an ASSHOLE monitoring your ISP and many more ASSHOLE’s in our schools, work places and other public meeting places where al Qaeda types can and do flourish.”
“We must endure a few privations, such as temporarily suspending the Bill of Rights in our never-ending struggle against those who attacked us on 9/11, but no freedom loving American will object to that small sacrifice to help us prevent al Qaeda or IS or aL Nusra from again striking the homeland.”
DHS Head Johnson said that he would personally see that ASSHOLE’s were everywhere, smothering the homeland in a blanket of security agents from which there would be no escape for those seeking to do us harm, protest against the act, or those foolish enough to rally for reinstatement of the Bill of Rights.
Federal Reserve Chairman Janet Yellen issued a press release saying that to help pay for all these ASSHOLE’s, the Fed would be willing to loan the USA some more of its own money, and as long as we can only pay back interest on the money previously borrowed, then the agents of terror would never bother the homeland again.
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The Federal Reserve Bank is the Central bank that publish the US dollar. It is not a government’s bank but it is owned by the world bankers the most powerful of them is the Rothschild family. They control whole Global Currency System. However what else they need, which is the end goal and what they want to archive by completing their mission…
As long as the private banking families that own the Fed, own the Fed, these wars will continue until this nation is physically, financially and emotionally depleted.
http://careandwashingofthebrain.blogspot.com/2015/02/an-asshole-will-be-everywhere-promises.html
Why not , there’s an asshole in the White House
He just doesn’t want to be the only AH
Don’t worry your not alone BO your AG is also an AH
And everyone else they ass ociate with
I knew it, I am surrounded by A$$HOLES!! ;-D
Assholes on every corner I can deal with. It’s the ‘elected’ pr#@ks that mutate into assholes behind closed doors that I have a problem with.
“An “A.S.S.H.O.L.E.” Will Be Everywhere,…”
Will be?
Too late.
No need to waste fed notes. This cunt-tree (country) is full of em.
This is satire, right?
Just barely, Millard.
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