The New Yorker – by ANDY BOROWITZ
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Secretary of State John Kerry said today that he was “shocked and flabbergasted” that the Russians heeded his suggestion about Syria’s chemical weapons, telling reporters, “After four decades in public life, this is the first time someone has taken me seriously.”
“Whether as a senator, a Presidential candidate, or Secretary of State, I’ve devoted countless hours to thunderous and droning speeches that people have consistently tuned out,” he said. “So naturally, to be listened to all of a sudden came as something of a shock.” Continue reading “Satire: Kerry Shocked to be Taken Seriously”


USA Today – by Martha T. Moore
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Raw Story – by David Edwards
The Guardian – by Simon Tisdall and Josie Le Blond
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