William_Weld_by_Gage_SkidmoreWilliam Floyd “Bill” Weld (born July 31, 1945) is an American attorney, businessman, and Libertarian politician who served as the68th Governor of Massachusetts from 1991 to 1997. He is the Libertarian Party’s nominee for Vice President of the United States in the 2016 election, sharing the ticket with Gary Johnson.[1]

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300px-17_HMR_-_SB_-_3.17 Hornady Magnum Rimfire (4.5×27mmR), commonly known as the .17 HMR, is a rimfire rifle cartridge developed by the ammunition company Hornady in 2002. It descended from the .22 Magnum by necking down the .22 Magnum case to take a .17 caliber (4.5 mm) bullet. Commonly loaded with a 17 grain (1.1 g) bullet, it can deliver muzzle velocities in excess of 775 m/s (2550 ft/s).[3]

220px-Tom_Vilsack,_official_USDA_photo_portraitThomas James “Tom” Vilsack (/ˈvɪlsæk/; born December 13, 1950) is an American politician who has served as the United States Secretary of Agriculture since 2009. A member of the Iowa Democratic Party, Vilsack served as the 40th Governor of Iowa from 1999 to 2007.

On November 30, 2006, he formally launched his candidacy for the Democratic Party’s nomination for President of the United Statesin the 2008 election, but ended his bid on February 23, 2007.[2]   Continue reading “Bill’s Ball Ammo Target”

250px-Thomas_Frieden_official_CDC_portraitThomas R. Frieden has been since 2009 the Director of the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) and Acting Administrator of the Agency for Toxic Substances and Disease Registry. He was appointed by President Barack Obama.[1] He previously served as Commissioner of the New York City Department of Health and Mental Hygiene from 2002 to 2009.

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Pick One: List of incurable diseases

220px-Sonia_Sotomayor_in_SCOTUS_robeSonia Maria Sotomayor (/ˈsoʊnjə ˈsoʊtəˌmaɪər/, Spanish: [ˈsonja sotomaˈʝor];[5] born June 25, 1954) is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States, serving since August 2009. She has the distinction of being its first justice of Hispanic heritage, the first Latina, its third female justice, and its twelfth Roman Catholic justice.[4] Sotomayor, along with John Roberts and Elena Kagan, is one of the youngest justices on the Supreme Court.

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A jury trial or trial by jury is a legal proceeding in which a jury either makes a decision or makes findings of fact, which then direct the actions of a judge. It is distinguished from a bench trial, in which a judge or panel of judges makes all decisions.

Capital punishment, also known as the death penalty, is a government sanctioned practice whereby a person is put to death by the state as a punishment for a crime.

 

RickWarren.jpegRichard Duane “Rick” Warren (born January 28, 1954) is an American evangelical Christian pastor and author.[1][2][3] He is the founder and senior pastor of Saddleback Church, an evangelical megachurch in Lake Forest, California, that is the eighth-largest church in the United States (including multi-site churches).[4]

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Disembowelment or evisceration is the removal of some or all of the organs of the gastrointestinal tract (the bowels), usually through a horizontal incision made across the abdominal area. Disembowelment may result from an accident but has also been used as a method of torture and execution. In such practices, disembowelment may be accompanied by other forms of torture, and/or the removal of other vital organs.

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Fox Paine & Company is a private equity firm focused on leveraged buyout transactions. Fox Paine & Company, LLC was founded in 1997 by former Kohlberg Kravis Roberts partner Saul A. Fox and former Kohlberg & Co. partner W. Dexter Paine III. In 2007, the firm formalized a year-long separation process, with Saul Fox retaining the firm’s name, while Dexter Paine formed a new firm, Paine & Partners, with the legacy Fox Paine investment team.[1]   Continue reading “Jew Target”

Sylvia_Mathews_Burwell_official_portraitSylvia Mary Mathews Burwell (born June 23, 1965) is an American executive who has been the 22nd United States Secretary of Health and Human Services since 2014. Previously she was the Director of the White House Office of Management and Budget from 2013 to 2014.

She was president of the Walmart Foundation beginning in January 2012,[1] and she was previously the president of the Global Development Program of the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation. While at the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, her program focused on combating world poverty through agricultural development, financial services for the poor, and global libraries. Continue reading “Southern AZ’s Mexi-Target”

220px-Elena_Kagan_Official_SCOTUS_Portrait_(2013)Elena Kagan (pronounced /ˈkeɪɡən/; born April 28, 1960)[2] is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Kagan is the Court’s 112th justice and fourth female justice.

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A dragging death is a death caused by someone being dragged behind or underneath a moving vehicle, whether accidental or as a deliberate act of murder. If it is homicide, then it is also known as a dragging murder.

220px-Ruth_Bader_Ginsburg_official_SCOTUS_portraitRuth Joan Bader Ginsburg (born March 15, 1933) is an Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States. Ginsburg was appointed by President Bill Clinton and took the oath of office on August 10, 1993. She is the second female justice (afterSandra Day O’Connor) and one of three female justices currently serving on the Supreme Court (along with Sonia Sotomayor andElena Kagan).[2]

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In legal history, an animal trial was the criminal trial of a non-human animal. Such trials are recorded as having taken place in Europe from the thirteenth century until the eighteenth. In modern times, it is considered in most criminal justice systems that non-human creatures lack moral agency and so cannot be held culpable for an act.

Jeff_Bezos'_iconic_laughYOU MADE THE KOYOTE LIST BITCH… CONGRADS!!

Jeff Bezos (/ˈbeɪzoʊs/;[6] born Jeffrey Preston Jorgensen; January 12, 1964) is an American technology entrepreneur and investor. He has played a role in the growth of e-commerce[7] as the founder and CEO of Amazon.com, an online merchant of books and later of a wide variety of products and services, most recently video streaming. Amazon.com became the largest retailer on the World Wide Web and a model for Internet sales.[8]   Continue reading “American Communist Asshole Target”

lklein_430x250Linda A. Klein, President of the American Bar Association.

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Re-education through labor (RTL) (simplified Chinese: 劳动教养; traditional Chinese: 勞動教養; pinyin: láodòng jiàoyǎng), abbreviated laojiao (simplified Chinese: 劳教; traditional Chinese: 勞教; pinyin: láojiào) was a system of administrative detentions in the People’s Republic of China in place from 1957 to 2013 which was generally used to detain persons for minor crimes such as petty theft, prostitution, and trafficking illegal drugs, as well as religious or political dissidents such as Falun Gong adherents. It was separate from the much larger laogai system of prison labour camps.

In the United States, state police are a police body unique to each U.S. state, having statewide authority to conduct law enforcement activities and criminal investigations. In general, they perform functions outside the jurisdiction of the county sheriff (Vermont being a notable exception), such as enforcing traffic laws on state highways and interstate expressways, overseeing the security of the state capitol complex, protecting the governor, training new officers for local police forces too small to operate an academy, providing technological and scientific services, supporting local police and helping to coordinate multi-jurisdictional task force activity in serious or complicated cases in those states that grant full police powers statewide. Continue reading “The Little Brown Army Guard Target”

Edmund_G_Brown_JrEdmund Gerald “Jerry” Brown, Jr. (born April 7, 1938) is an American politician and lawyer, who has been serving as the 39thGovernor of California since 2011. A member of the Democratic Party, Brown previously served as the 34th governor from 1975 to 1983, and is the longest-serving governor in California history.[2] Prior to and following his first governorship, Brown served in numerous state, local and party positions, including three times a candidate for the Democratic nomination for President of the United States.

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A stabbing is penetration with a sharp or pointed object at close range.

220px-William_Dean_Johnson_001_croppedWilliam “Bill” Dean Johnson (born January 9, 1954) is the President and CEO of the Tennessee Valley Authority and successor to Tom Kilgore.[1][2] In his position, he is the highest paid employee in the United States federal government.[3]

Preferred Method: MERCY KILLING FOR THE CROSS EYED RETARD…….

Drowning is defined as respiratory impairment from being in or under a liquid.[1] It is further classified by outcome into: death, ongoing health problems and no ongoing health problems.[1]

Gina_McCarthy_official_portraitRegina “Gina” McCarthy (born 1954) is an American public administrator and an environmental health and air quality expert, currently administrator for the United States Environmental Protection Agency.[1][2] On March 4, 2013, President Barack Obama nominated McCarthy to replace Lisa Jackson as head of the EPA.[3] Confirmation hearings started April 11, 2013.[4] On July 18, 2013, she was confirmed after a record 136-day confirmation fight, becoming the face of Obama’s global warming/climate change initiative.[5][6][7]   Continue reading “Angel NYC’s Target”

Fort Detrick /ˈdiːtrɪk/ is a United States Army Medical Command installation located in Frederick, Maryland. Historically, Fort Detrick was the center of the US biological weapons program from 1943 to 1969. Since the discontinuation of that program, it has hosted most elements of the United States biological defense program.

As of the early 2010s, Fort Detrick’s 1,200-acre (490 ha) campus supports a multi-governmental community that conducts biomedical research and development, medical materiel management, global medical communications and the study of foreign plant pathogens. It is home to the U.S. Army Medical Research and Materiel Command (USAMRMC), with its bio-defense agency, the U.S. Army Medical Research Institute of Infectious Diseases (USAMRIID).   Continue reading “GrinNBarrett’s Germ Target”

The Center for Gun Policy and Research is a research center at the Johns Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health dedicated to researching ways to reducing gun violence in the United States. The center’s current director is Daniel Webster,[1] and its co-director is Jon Vernick.

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Arson[1] is the crime of intentionally, deliberately and maliciously setting fire to buildings, wildland areas, dumpsters,[2] vehicles[3][4] or other property with the intent to cause damage.

Darren_Walker_headshotDarren Walker is a nonprofit executive who serves as president of the Ford Foundation.[2][3][4][5] Earlier in his career, Walker worked as a lawyer and as an investment banker.[6]

Walker is a fellow of the Institute for Urban Design, a member of the Council on Foreign Relations, and a board member of the Arcus Foundation, Rockefeller Philanthropy Advisors, Friends of the High Line, and the Foundation for Art and Preservation in Embassies.[7] He has been a teacher of housing, law and urban development at the New York University School of Law and theRobert F. Wagner Graduate School of Public Service.[8][9][10] He is co-chair of the New York Public Library Council.[11][12][13] He is board of directors vice-chairman at the New York City Ballet.[14]   Continue reading “Misty’s Maniacal Target”

Michael L. “Mikey” Weinstein is an attorney, businessman, and former United States Air Force officer. He is the founder and president of the Military Religious Freedom Foundation and author of With God on Our Side: One Man’s War Against an Evangelical Coup in America’s Military and No Snowflake in an Avalanche, both of which describe his fight against alleged coercive Christian Fundamentalist practices by some members of the military.   Continue reading “Tess’s Tortured Soul Target”