Bad news for anyone looking to relocate to our neighbor to the north after last night’s election results: Canada doesn’t want you.
https://twitter.com/Groovycruz/status/796302954559115264
https://twitter.com/patstuart08/status/796409483211767814
They’re even talking about building their own wall—to keep immigrants from American out of their pristine cities and away from their mounted law enforcement, gravy and cheese covered French fries, superior hockey coverage and French Sesame Street.
BREAKING : #Canada reportedly building a wall along its southern border to prevent impending mass exodus from the South.#USElection2016 pic.twitter.com/2o3FmJtFj7
— Mohamed El Dahshan (@eldahshan) November 9, 2016
#ElectionNight This is Canada building an igloo wall between the US, just in case. I'll bet you regret all of those jokes now, eh? 😉 pic.twitter.com/UX5XxuTowr
— Dr. Winder Gill (@winder_gill) November 9, 2016
Even CBC, Canada’s state-owned broadcasting network, is trying to actively discourage a mass migration. As the Canadian Immigration and Citizenship website crashed last night, the CBC took to its blog to warn people that emigrating to Canada isn’t as easy as jumping a border.
To avoid deportation back to Trump’s America, they’d have to spend years in Canada’s aggressive filter system and spend thousands of dollars. And then, they’d have to find jobs in Canada’s crowded urban metropolises—unless, of course, they like farming.
US political refugees welcome to relocate to East Kootenay BC start a biz hire people pay taxes #ElectionNight #bcpoli #USElection2016 pic.twitter.com/r0keWGXnMg
— Bill Bennett (@KootenayBill) November 9, 2016
But if there’s anyone Canada really doesn’t want, among the number of celebrities who “seriously’ pledged to move north, it’s Girls star Lena Dunham (though, it seems, they’d also prefer not to house either Miley Cyrus or Amy Schumer).
Well since these liberals are in love with the wetbacks coming here, why don’t they flee to Mexico if Canada doesn’t want them?
Aha….the people who called us all “racists” only want to flee to a predominantly WHITE country.
Too many communists up here already – Go to Cuba or North Korea !!