From the Trenches World Report
Enforce our Bill of Rights
“Just in case the tree you’re cutting decides to fight back”.
Order now, while supplies last and receive a bonus gift of a Trencher Shovel absolutely free!! Perfect for burying any remains you may deem necessary to bury. But wait! There’s more! Buy two, and we’ll gladly send you our hand-crafted easy-carry case, artfully embossed in big, bold, gold letters: DFWM!! What better way to let the world know you are certainly a force to be reckoned with. And did we mention free shipping? Yes, at your door in 48 hours, so don’t delay. Order now and be the first on your block to have this latest model of “The Weapon of Unlimited Possibilities.”
No gas or battery needed. Just will it to work.
Haha! I was thinking that, too.
It will jump up
Load itself and mow down the entire neighborhood while you sleep
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