Daily Mail – by DAVID MARTOSKO
The federal government pays for a $15 million ‘wool trust fund,’ runs a $170 million program to protect catfish growers from overseas competition, sets aside $3 million to promote Christmas trees, funds another $2 million to help farmers sell more sheep, and plunks down $100 million researching how to get Americans to buy more maple syrup.
And that spending is just three one-hundredths of one per cent of the Farm Bill that President Barack Obama signed Friday in Michigan.
Liberal and conservative watchdogs alike are hopping mad at what they say are pork-barrel projects included in the five-year agriculture spending law as home-state perks to lawmakers that are unneeded or redundant.
There’s a new 15-cent levy on every live-cut Christmas tree, a proposal that Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack had blocked but will now be beyond his control. Tree growers will put the money into a fund for ‘industry-funded promotion, research, and information program[s],’ but the cost will inevitably be passed on to consumers.
![A table made from a pork barrel? Obama signed the nearly $1 trillion Farm Bill in Michigan on Friday](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/07/article-2554299-1B47A69000000578-830_634x676.jpg?resize=634%2C676)
A table made from a pork barrel? Obama signed the nearly $1 trillion Farm Bill in Michigan on Friday
![Like maple syrup on your stack? The feds will plunk down $100 million in the coming years to help the industry lure more breakfast eaters](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/08/article-2554299-1B4874FD00000578-594_634x388.jpg?resize=634%2C388)
Like maple syrup on your stack? The feds will plunk down $100 million in the coming years to help the industry lure more breakfast eaters
The Farm Bill also includes $1 million in grant money to buy weather radios, despite the ubiquity of weather.com and the plummeting costs of both Internet service and smartphones.
And it continues a $200 million ‘market access’ program that has paid companies like Fruit of the Loom and McDonalds to run commercials.
One grant from that fund even funded a reality TV show in India aimed at promoting cotton. Another paid Welch’s $844,000 to hawk grape juice outside the U.S.
The conservative Club For Growth called the legislation, which took members of Congress three years to write, ‘a “Christmas Tree” bill where there’s a gift for practically every special interest group out there with a well-connected lobbyist.’
It’s $956 billion of spending overall in a ten-year period, sketched out in legislation 959 pages long – nearly $1 billion per page.
But most of that money goes to food-stamp and nutrition programs, which are administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture.
The 10-year spending total for those entitlements will hit $756 billion under the new law.
![Get ready to pay more: Christmas tree growers will put millions into a Farm Bill-approved fund to hep them with marketing, with consumers likely footing the bill in the form of higher prices](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/07/article-2554299-07A6BC09000005DC-668_634x421.jpg?resize=634%2C421)
Get ready to pay more: Christmas tree growers will put millions into a Farm Bill-approved fund to hep them with marketing, with consumers likely footing the bill in the form of higher prices
![Food stamp costs make up most of the Farm Bill -- more than 80 per cent](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/08/article-2554299-1B48750300000578-994_634x404.jpg?resize=634%2C404)
Food stamp costs make up most of the Farm Bill — more than 80 per cent
![Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack (R) had blocked the Christmas tree tax in the past, but is now powerless to stop it](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/07/article-2554299-1B3923EB00000578-892_634x392.jpg?resize=634%2C392)
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack (R) had blocked the Christmas tree tax in the past, but is now powerless to stop it
That amount is $8.7 billion less than the previous Farm Bill included, but trends suggest it may have to be revised. Since President Obama took office, the number of Americans receiving those benefits has nearly doubled.
One in five American households receive food stamps today. More than 1 million people were added to the rolls in 2013, including residents who live in the country illegally.
In the year 2000 the entire food stamp program cost $17 billion. Last year that figure was $78 billion.
The rest of the Farm Bill, all $200 billion of it, includes some subsidy payments to members of Congress and their families who are engaged in agriculture.
The left-leaning Environmental Working Group reports that in 2013, In 2013, more than $237,000 was paid to federal lawmakers and their spouses. All but two were Republicans.
Still, Democrats scuttled a bipartisan House amendment that would have required public disclosure of such payments. North Carolina Republican Rep Virginia Foxx and Minnesota Democratic Rep. Keith Ellison pushed the transparency tweak unsuccessfully last year.
Also on some watchdogs’ lists of Farm Bill waste is an estimated $1 billion per year taxpayers lend out to protect the sugar industry against price fluctuations, shielding it – mostly in the form of just three companies – from being undercut by cheaper imported sugar.
The result also raises sugar prices nationwide.
![How much in taxes? Baaaah! The U.S. sheep industry is thriving, but taxpayers will shell out $2 million to help ranchers sell even more](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/08/article-2554299-1B4874ED00000578-497_634x420.jpg?resize=634%2C420)
How much in taxes? Baaaah! The U.S. sheep industry is thriving, but taxpayers will shell out $2 million to help ranchers sell even more
![Back to Washington! Obama signed the Farm Bill in front of John Deere tractors, representing the big agribusinesses that will largely benefit from the new spending law](https://i0.wp.com/i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2014/02/07/article-2554299-1B47ECE600000578-311_634x382.jpg?resize=634%2C382)
Back to Washington! Obama signed the Farm Bill in front of John Deere tractors, representing the big agribusinesses that will largely benefit from the new spending law
‘By keeping an unnecessary catfish inspection program and refusing to reform crop insurance or eliminate the unnecessary sugar program, members of both parties and both chambers missed a golden opportunity to fundamentally shift agriculture policy from government-centric to one that embraces the free market and common sense,’ said David Williams, president of the Taxpayers Protection Alliance.’
And the left-leaning Citizens Against Government Waste is no more enamored with the final law.
‘The bill is a disaster for taxpayers and has the potential to be even more expensive and wasteful than the abysmal 2008 Farm Bill that it is replacing,’ the group’s president, Tom Schatz, complained.
Obama signed it into law at Michigan State University alongside Michigan Democratic Sen. Debbie Stabenow.
He called it a ‘Swiss Army knife,’ with something for everyone, including the catfish lobby.
Taxpayer lobby groups failed to cut that industry’s hand-out from the Farm Bill, despite pointing out that there’s already a similar program funded by the Food and Drug Administration.
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hang these f-in jokers.
This reads like an onion piece.
Perhaps we should shove a Christmas tree up congress’s ass.
Shoot early shoot often.
Oh and NSA go f&ck yourselves.
I got a hankerin for some maple syrup.
We used to buy real trees most of my life we did. My children carried on and bought them too. Many of them were cut by us at tree farms that offered a hay ride to boot.
However trees went out of sight in price some for a six footer almost 70 dollars. We haven’t now for two years and it doesn’t look like we will in the future.
Sometimes we bought live trees and planted them but they died before they could get big. They are slow growers.