Christmas Shopping With The Wife

A couple were in a busy shopping center just before Christmas.

The wife suddenly noticed that her husband was missing and as they had a lot to do, so she called him on the mobile phone.

The wife said ” Where are you, you know we have lots to do.”  

He said “You remember the jewelers we went into about 10 years ago, and you fell in love with that diamond necklace?

I could not afford it at the time and I said that one day I would get it for you?”

Little tears started to flow down her cheek and she got all
choked up…

“Yes, I do remember that shop.” she replied.

“Well I am in the gun shop next door to that.”

10 thoughts on “Christmas Shopping With The Wife

  1. “diamond”

    Propagating that you should convert lifetime to money, and that to a form of carbon that mostly can be bought heavily overpriced from…….

    Nuff said.

    1. Yes, TranceAm, you’re absolutely right. Diamonds are abundant, almost-worthless rocks, but they’re pushed as valuable commodities by the media.

      And guess who runs the diamond business? (and the media that promotes them)

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