Getting to close to home

A group of military buddies, all in their 40’s, discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed they would meet at Hooters restaurant because it wasn’t far from the golf course; and the waitresses were young, good looking, had big boobs and wore short shorts.

Ten years later, at age 50+, these buddies once again discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed that they would meet at Hooters because the food and service was good, they had many televisions to watch the ball games, and the beer selection was excellent.  

Ten years later, at age 60+, the gang again discussed where they should meet for lunch. They decided to meet at Hooters because there was plenty of parking, they could dine in peace, and it was a good value for the money.

Ten years later, at age 70+, they discussed where they should meet for lunch. It was agreed they would meet at Hooters again because the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80+, the friends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally, after much rambling discussion, all agreed that they would meet at Hooters because they’d never been there before.

~ Time is precious, waste it wisely.