An Israeli man has petitioned a court for a restraining order against God because He hasn’t been too nice to him lately.
David Shoshan, a resident of Haifa in northern Israel, told the city’s Magistrate’s Court Tuesday that God had been unduly cruel to him lately.
“For the past three years He started to treat me harshly and not nicely,” Shoshan told the judge, although no specifics of God’s cruelty towards him were detailed, according to Israeli news site NRG.
The court is only the latest port of call for Shoshan, who has has been trying get the police to grant him a restraining order for the past three years, but to no avail, reported The Times of Israel.
The police did, however, send a patrol car to his house on 10 occasions, but that apparently wasn’t enough for Shoshan.
Presiding Judge Ahsan Canaan denied Shoshan’s request, branding it “ludicrous” and telling the modern day Job that it wasn’t the court that he should be seeking help from, but some other institutions.
It’s unclear at this stage who represented God in court or, in fact, if He attended at all.
Man seeks restraining order against God.
God continues to exercise his right to remain silent.
— Eric Lee (@EricLeeeeeee) May 5, 2016
10 thoughts on “Israeli man seeks restraining order against God for not being nice”
He should be thankful. Remember what god did to Jerusalem by the hands of the Romans?
I dont remember any of us signing a contract with God to do anything
where does it say God or anyone has to be nice?
I also dont see a problem when it comes to the restraining order .. the guy isnt going to get one because God would have to be present in court for the restraining order to be valid
Funny as hell if he steps outside one day and gets smitten by a random bolt of lightning.
CUCKOO! CUCKOOO!!! CUCKOO!!!!!!!!
The psychos have officially came out of the hen house.
What a MAROON!!!!!
And people still believe they are the “Chosen People”.
I have no words.
“Presiding Judge Ahsan Canaan denied Shoshan’s request, branding it “ludicrous” and telling the modern day Job that it wasn’t the court that he should be seeking help from, but some other institutions.”
Other institutions which are ALSO run by jews, btw.
A restraining order against God…Gee how many times has worked for Israel and the Jews in the past, say, 2500 plus years? (Maybe he thinks God is a Palestinian?) 😉
6000 years, if you want to be specific.
This is why Jews get such a bad rap, cause there are so many of them like this pos. Greasy. Oooyoush.
Karma. It’s a bitch.
Can I get a restraining order against these F’N joos? I just want them banished from the planet is all.