A Florian Schaar Satire in Allgemeine Morgenpost Rundschau, translated by Tom Winter –
The US intelligence agency CIA, known world-wide for its precise and rarely false predictions, has found evidence that Putin is responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs. These hints are deemed so clear that they can be used as proof in the non-fake news in the mainstream press.
Specifically, they reveal that it was Russian hackers that leaked the previously hacked herbivore pasture grounds to the carnivores via the Mesozoic revelation platform “Dino-Leaks,” whereupon they gobbled them all up. After that, the carnivores became big and fat.
Those who did not burst then starved, because they had eaten their own nutritional base. The many dinosaur explosions are also the reason why scientists have mistakenly assumed up to now that a meteorite ushered in the end of the dinosaurs.
AMR will continue to report on the crimes of the Russian Supervillain.
Tomorrow you will read on our pages how he murdered Kennedy and in the Roman Senate slipped Brutus the knife that he used to murder Julius Caesar.
http://www.fort-russ.com/2016/12/latest-revelation-from-cia-putin-caused.html
I love fake news….
In fact…
I have to admit.
I’m addicted.
Like an fkng AA group.
Fake news is like being married to a young hot porn star.
With the expectation that your marriage vows will not be broken.
pretty sharp….. ilike it…………… insert tracker, piss ott ghomert……………………………………….
Personally I don’t doubt this story at all: Today I heard a rumor that Putin drove the spikes into Christ’s feet; as an apprentice Mechanic he was the back-up assassin at Ford’s Theater; he personally flew a Biplane non-stop from Russia to Lake Hurst New Jersey to shoot down the Hindenburg and he was solely responsible for moving that Iceberg in front of the Titanic …
But, by now you know how rumors go … if you haven’t heard a Good One by noon it’s time to start one;~)))
“he was solely responsible for moving that Iceberg in front of the Titanic …”
Hahahahahaha!! Nice. I’ll have to use that one sometime.
Its Putins fault Hillary is so dam corrupt and ugly
Its also Putins fault that Billy couldnt get the cigar to light up after he slipped it out of Monica
now that I think of it.. its probably Putins fault that Obama Married a man with fake tits and a bigger package