An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
“If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The husband texted back to her:
“I’m on the toilet. Please advise.”
ROFL
And here I thought it would end all sentimental. lol
Should have known better with Paul’s posts. lol
Good one Paul 😆
Damn Paul, you sure know how to break ribs!!!. Thanks Bro.
That was so sweet of her husband to ask her advice. Paul, keep these funny posts coming, it’s good to laugh.
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