WYOMING, MN — The police in Wyoming, Minnesota, are wishing one man “the best of luck” after he contacted authorities about a harmless item he found.
So what happened, exactly? The man thought he found drugs in his wife’s purse and decided to contact the police.
The man was reportedly happy to learn that the items were not drugs, but just pieces of a broken cocktail umbrella.
“We wish him the best of luck in telling this story to his wife,” WPD said on Twitter.
“Bring roses and a card to make things easier, my friend.”
Image via Wyoming, MN Police
what a f***** moron I hope she kicks you in balls for at least an hour.
I hope for acting like a state goon, she divorces your ass and takes you to the cleaners
lessons for liberals
WTF are your hands in her purse for ?
“I hope for acting like a state goon, she divorces your ass and takes you to the cleaners”
Agree!
“WTF are your hands in her purse for ?”
Exactly!
Sounds like he should have been kicked down the road a looong time ago!
DHS/Police have created a nation of spies.
To DHS/Police “See Something Say Something” Can you see this???
Oh sorry you can’t, I said Go F**K Yourselves!
There are only so many stages of stupid, however, I think we just found another one.
My thoughts exactly!
I HOPE YOUR OLE LADY KICKS YOU IN THE BALLS TIL YOU DIE YOU POS COMMUNIST BOOT LICKER……………
SAYS JILL;”DO YOU THINK THE UMBRELLA WAS A SAVED MEMENTO OF A HAPPIER TIME WITH A REAL MAN???”
“Bring roses and a card to make things easier, my friend.”
Or a good jew lawyer.