SHTF Plan – by Mac SlavoOne of the purported successes of Michelle Obama’s tenure as First Lady of the United States has been to help Americans get fit and eat right.
She’s launched a wide array of initiatives targeting Americans receiving government nutritional benefits, as well as school lunch programs across the nation. Nowhere have the First Lady’s efforts been more visible than in the cafeteria’s of America’s schools.
Within days of Obama’s new USDA regulations taking hold parents and schoolchildren launched complaints surrounding the rationing of meals, a move that left kids hungry and school districts frustrated with all of the additional paperwork and program expenses. The USDA subsequently upped the rations to assuage frustration.
But according to America’s kids Michelle Obama has been “out to lunch” when it comes to satisfying hunger. It’s so bad, in fact, that black markets for food have popped up in schools and kids are taking to their social media pages to share their outrage.
Do you want to see what Michelle Obama considers eating right? Check out these pictures and comments – sourced directly from government run cafeterias around the country.
As you see what passes for health food these days keep in mind that school’s areincreasingly restricting children from bringing their own lunches from home, often citing nutritional requirements as the reason.
An appetizing ham and cheese tortilla wrap:
https://twitter.com/Ssssarahv/statuses/451405126528663552
Chili cheese dog with a side of veggies:
https://twitter.com/T_Wilss/statuses/450614897852694528
Can I get another scoop of brown with a sprinkle of yellow? Oh, and don’t forget my biscuit!
@MichelleObama so this is the "healthy school lunch"… pic.twitter.com/qgxL5ez9zh
— Tyler Clements (@TylerClements6) April 3, 2014
Seconds anyone?
All we get for lunch today. Thank you Michelle Obama pic.twitter.com/1rACNXM9aP
— Brady Justice (@BradyJustice2) March 12, 2014
Students weigh in:
I'll never forgive Michelle Obama for this school lunch.
— Anthony Gallimore (@anthonygpapi) April 3, 2014
@Ssssarahv @brytondaniels Did they have a name for that…that THING they served? Remember, it's for your own good. LOL
— George Carl (@georgecarl1955) April 5, 2014
https://twitter.com/narrysnight/statuses/451563894419382273
https://twitter.com/narrysnight/statuses/451563894419382273
@FunkymonkNeil @TylerClements6 @MichelleObama Our prisoners eat better than our kids in school!
— GG PA IS BEST (@IowaDawg) April 5, 2014
Thank you Michelle Obama for being a health freak and making our school lunch even worse than it already was
— tag (@_caitlintagner) March 17, 2014
https://twitter.com/h_mae15/statuses/450458659135295489
Michelle Obama needs to fix our shitty school lunch
— Devon Divine (@Ddivine13) April 1, 2014
When mom joined her daughter for lunch, here’s the wonderful meal prepared by the caring cafeteria staff:
@MichelleObama my school lunch while eating with my daughter. Only other choice was a scoop of salad. This is sad! pic.twitter.com/5iPvg2nsAa
— Megan Howell (@Howelady) March 14, 2014
On the flip side, here is what Michelle Obama’s children enjoy for lunch at the Sidwell Friends school attended by her daughters Sasha and Malia. In this particular case the school was paying a tribute to Pearl Harbor Day and the kids feasted on Asian Mushroom Soup, Oriental Noodle Salad, Teriyaki Marinated Chicken Strips, Garlic Roasted Edamame, Vegetable Fried Rice and Fortune Cookies for dessert:
And of course, how can we talk about healthy eating, school lunches, and Michelle Obama without mentioning the White House organic vegetable garden? The First Lady shows of her green thumb in the picture below. It turns out, however, that because of her busy schedule she didn’t actually grow any of her food. The White House gardeners did, and they did a heck of a job.
Straight from America’s organic gardens to school lunch tables coast to coast.
Anyone else thinks Michelle (that thing) looks like the character, Darkness played by Tim Curry in the movie, “Legend” in that picture of her above? You know the demon with the horns that looks like the devil and has that same exact sickening grin and stare.
Don’t believe me? Compare the image here:
http://filmfanatic.org/reviews/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Legend-Curry.png
and here:
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/i/2011/054/c/e/legend__the_lord_of_darkness_by_lynsey1985-d3a8esp.jpg
She also has that evil queen look on her face.
“It’s so bad, in fact, that black markets for food have popped up in schools and kids are taking to their social media pages to share their outrage.”
Wow. It’s truly sad when you have a black market for food in schools.
“As you see what passes for health food these days keep in mind that school’s are increasingly restricting children from bringing their own lunches from home”
This is exactly what they do with elementary students in China. The only difference is that they give the shitty food in a nice metal prison tray. My co-workers and I called it “Prison food” because that’s exactly what it was, since no one knew what was in it and it tasted like shit.
I can’t believe they are bringing it here to America. I guess Michelle visited some schools when she was in China in order to get the finishing touches on how to serve prison food to students in America and to further send our country into the third world.
Hang the demonic bitch for treason, crimes against humanity and depriving children and their right to eat whatever they want! We the people will not be told what we can and cannot eat. Especially not from some illegal Kenyan bitch!
This article ties in nicely with this story. The first queen doesn’t even want pictures of unhealthy food posted anywhere in schools. Yet when you check out this article and the pictures of (s)he and her husband stuffing burgers and such down their throat, it screams more for me and less for you! The hypocrisy is breathtaking!
http://www.fromthetrenchesworldreport.com/flotus-and-the-usda-ban-junk-food-ads-from-schools-but-promote-neurotoxins-as-healthy-choices/77681
That THING is like the Lil’ Kim of America. That THING can blatantly walk around fat and stuffing its face with food, while everyone else in the country is starving. It’s an abomination!
Exactly NC. I hope she keeps pushing her crap, she’s waking up the youth. This family is so blatantly living lavishly while treating all American Nationals like dirt. I can’t believe they haven’t been chased out of the people’s house by now. Sad.
I wish I could stop referring to it as a she. It’s the first (drag) queen.
I hope IT croaks from its own excessive weight.
It will NC, gluttons usually do in the end.
No ,not a abomination(pun intended)targeting themselves.Posters with reply’s like mine will soon disappear,understand that,just be wary,see you soon.
“And of course, how can we talk about healthy eating, school lunches, and Michelle Obama without mentioning the White House organic vegetable garden?”
WTF?? She has an organic garden at the White House?
QUICK! Someone call the White House Homeowner’s Association and tell them to send their Nazi SWAT brigade to storm the White House, tear down her illegal organic garden and confiscate the marijuana plants that we all know she is growing in a hidden location for Barry to smoke up in his spare time.
Where’s the equality for cryin’ out loud!!!???
I’d bring my own lunch to school and if the principal gave me any crap about it I kick him in the balls.