Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest Country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California.
White minorities still trying to have English recognized as the third language.
Spotted Owl plague threatens Northwestern United States crops and livestock.
Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.
France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. No other country comes forward to help the beleaguered nation.
Last Castro finally dies at age 112; Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
George Z. Bush says he will run for President in 2060.
Postal Service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89 and reduces mail delivery to Wednesdays only.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
85-year $75.8 billion study: Diet and exercise is the key to weight loss.
Global cooling blamed for citrus crop failure for third consecutive year in Mexifornia and Floruba.
Japanese scientists have created a camera with such a fast shutter speed they now can photograph a woman with her mouth shut.
Abortion clinics now available in every High School in United States.
Senate still blocking drilling in ANWR even though gas is selling for 4532 Pesos per liter and gas stations are only open on Tuesdays and Fridays.
Massachusetts executes last remaining conservative.
Supreme Court rules any punishment of criminals violates their civil rights.
A Couple Finally Had Sexual Harmony. They had simultaneous Headaches.
Average height of NBA players is now nine feet seven inches with only 5 illegitimate children.
New federal law requires that all nail clippers, screwdrivers, fly swatters and rolled-up newspapers must be registered by January 2060.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75 percent.
Floruba voters still having trouble with voting machines.
Ha! Very clever, and scary, too. Thanks, Paul.
And I had this dream about ANOTHER year…
NEWS FROM THE YEAR 2025:
The country is stable, prosperous, and secure. ALL of its inhabitants are more than content having had all of their rights restored. The land has been purged of all treason and traitors. This victory is owed to a few staunch individuals springing out of the Pacific Northwest who were tenacious in their advancement of The Bill of Right and The Common Law. It is through their untiring efforts and the efforts of those who stood with them, that this has come about. The u.S. once again stands as a model to the world of what freedom looks like, and the beautiful life in can hold.
I can dream, can’t I?
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The only thing between a dream and reality is a little courage, determination, and elbow grease.
I’m finding tons of those in the Trench.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Nice. Thanks, Paul.