This year’s Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will be “reimagined” amid the coronavirus pandemic, with organizers opting to make the iconic holiday season kick-off event virtual.
“It will not be the same parade we’re used to,” New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio (D) said Monday during a news briefing.
“It will be a different kind of event,” de Blasio said of the traditional balloon and crowd-packed festivities, which date back nearly a century.
“They’re reinventing the event for this moment in history, and you’ll be able to enjoy the spirit, the joy of that day on television and online,” de Blasio said.
The event won’t be “a live parade,” de Blasio added, but will be something “that will really give us that warmth, and that great feeling we have on Thanksgiving Day.”
The annual Macy’s spectacle is hardly the first large-scale parade to be nixed or altered due to COVID-19.
Organizers announced in July that California’s annual Rose Parade, which was originally to be held Jan. 1, 2021, would not take place. Cities across the country also canceled St. Patrick’s Day parades as more coronavirus cases were confirmed back in March.
Memo To Ruling Communists: There are possible pockets of joy that could spring up and railroad our plan for planetary misery. Please see to it that all city and state officials are on-board to snuff out these subversive attempts; especially guard the youth against such exposure to these expressive outbursts. And remember comrades, we are all in this together!! Your cooperation now will help assure that from here on in, no celebration of any kind will take place ANYWHERE!! Obedience is everything. Be strong. Be vigilant. Joy is on the loose.
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How the hell do you do a “virtual” parade? In your studio? Circling a warehouse?
Probably no different than they did the moon landing
Society is pretty used to it by now