Omaha World Herald – by Kevin Cole
An Omaha dad who mistakenly ate some marijuana brownies didn’t enjoy the experience.
Omaha police officers were called to a house near 90th and Maple Streets about 9:45 p.m. Tuesday to investigate an accidental overdose. They learned that a 53-year-old man had been unloading groceries and found some brownies in the back seat of a car that his adult children had used earlier in the day.
The man ate four of the brownies.
The man’s wife told police that as she and her husband were watching TV, he noted that he was getting “bad anxiety.” She tried to call their children to ask them what was in the brownies but couldn’t reach them. (The woman told officers that she would rather not provide her children’s names because she thought they could get in trouble. An Omaha police spokesman said the investigation into the matter has concluded.)
While police were at the house, one of the couple’s children arrived and told officers the brownies belonged to his siblings. He told them he was “pretty sure it was just marijuana in the brownies,” according to a police report.
Paramedics called to the scene who checked the man found his vital signs to be normal. But they noted that he was displaying odd behavior — crawling around on the floor, randomly using profanities and calling the family cat a “bitch.”
The man told paramedics he felt like “he’s trippin’.” He declined their offer to be taken to the hospital.
The paramedics helped the man to his bedroom and he got into bed. The man and his wife were told to call 911 again if his situation worsened.
I don’t know how many times I have to say it. You CANNOT overdose on pot. Believe me. I tried. Back in the day.
Probably why my memories from 1985-95 are pretty blurry. I’m also fairly certain I wasn’t thinking straight when I married my ex-wife.
But i never overdosed.
All cats are bitches.
Cats are awesome! But you’re right that it’s impossible to OD on pot. It’s a much safer drug than alcohol and many others.
I strongly disagree.
You can od on weed.
You just don’t die.
Usually it’s because your …..
Drum roll please…..
“Constipated”.
But usually if you don’t throw up and then take a dump you’ll be ok.
Ask me how do I know this….
Hmmmmm
Because I’ve been smoking weed since 7th grade after Catholic school.
WHEN YOU WERE CONSTIPATED DID YOU SAY MEAN THINGS TO CATS????????????????
Yes.. as a matter of fact I did say some mean things to hello kitty.
I told her…
I’m not supplying your dope katnip habit anymore.
You need to get a fkng job and take care of your own sht.
Keep it up and I’m throwing you outside with your feral rapists cousins.
Catholic school? I surely understand.
LOL! I went to baptist church/school til I was 12. Summer camp, vbs, church wed eve, Sun morn/eve, and chapel morn/afternoon 5 days a week. Couldn’t hang with my catholic friends because they were going to hell and might drag me there with them. Never seen a bigger bunch of homo/pedos in my life! Thank God that’s ancient history! 🙂
But the funny thing about saying mean things to cats is this: the cat couldn’t care less! And that, my friends, is the beauty of cats. Dogs on the other hand…
And where is Alice B. Toklas when you need her?
“… randomly using profanities and calling the family cat a “bitch.”
Bast@rd!!!
#CatLivesMatter… 🙄
I don’t know how on earth I missed this post yesterday. I can’t stop laughing!!!! Cats are awesome, and he used profanities toward the cat? ROFL! As if the cat would care! If he abused the cat that would be a different story. Remington wouldn’t give a squat, he’d just want a piece of the brownie. Haha!
I’m with #1, #CatLivesMatter… Haha! 🙂
🙂