Prayer

A friend reports hearing a sweet elderly lady in the pew next to him saying a prayer.

It was so innocent and sincere that I just had to share it with you:

“Dear Lord: The last four or five years have been very tough. You have taken my favorite actor – Paul Newman; my favorite actress – Elizabeth Taylor; my favorite singer – Andy Williams; my favorite author -Tom Clancy; and now, my favorite comedians – Robin Williams and Joan Rivers.  

I just wanted you to know that my favorite politicians are Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid, and I have a special place in my heart for Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton. Amen.”

6 thoughts on “Prayer

  1. Left out the Bush Cabal candidate Jub…err Jib…or Jab. It’s definitely Jub.
    I loved this. But the last paragraph should have said all politicians, their relatives, their business associates…as a matter of fact, anyone who has ever known them or been within 50 feet of them…or talked to them…or went to first grade with them or any of their relatives…or, especially, anyone who will get any government funds/job who can possibly have any connection with anyone within 4+ level of connection with them.

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