An elderly man went to his doctor and said, ‘Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up.’

‘That’s not senility,’ replied the doctor. ‘Senility is when you forget to zip down.

2 thoughts on “Senility

  1. Old man walking down the street with his zipper down comes across a lady who politely tells him about it. Old man replies “last night I was out walking around and the night chill gave me a stiff neck without my coat covering my neck” Lady say’s and what does that have to do with your pants zipper down? Old man replies “I want to see what gets stiff tonight”.

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