A wild eyed (and quite ugly) woman walked into a crowded bar in downtown Washington, DC waiving an un-holstered pistol and yelled out, “I have a .45 caliber Colt 1911, with a seven round magazine, plus one in the chamber. I want to know who’s been sleeping with my husband?”
A female voice from the back of the room called out,
“You Need More Ammo Hillary!”
When I heard an AK and at least two 12 Gauges rack-up I booked out the Back Door;~)))