South Park – Cartman Joins The NSA

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Fear not, the government loves you. There are a lot of “good people” working at the NSA. They are people who just want to keep America safe. That is why they need to know all about your new gym membership and what you are having for dinner tonight.

“We don’t have a domestic spying program” – Barack Obama (President of the U.S.A., August 6th 2013)

“All NSA violations are inadvertent and accidental” – Barack Obama (President of the U.S.A., August 23rd, 2013)

“We stand for freedom”. “Bullshit!” – Keith Alexander (Director of the N.S.A., July 2013) responded by Jon McCoy (Security Consultant, July 2013)

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One thought on “South Park – Cartman Joins The NSA

  1. Hahaha! Just another day at the office. However, this is actually not an accurate depiction, as the NSA has computers that surveil the people and assess the risk. Not people.

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