The evidence that Mossad is planning on carrying out a massive terrier attack on US soil is becoming overwhelming.

3 thoughts on “The evidence that Mossad is planning on carrying out a massive terrier attack on US soil is becoming overwhelming.”

1. What evidence? Did they find a massive network of breeding kennels? Or truckloads of canine shipping crates maybe? I hear well-trained Jack Russells can cause mass casualty ankle damage but my bet is they’d probably use some type of bull terrier!

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   1. The terriers are just a cover; the real threat are poodles. Please don’t tell anyone. This is the most secret mission ever. These terrorists are going after our 4th Article, worming their way into our homes, expecting to be fed, and even SLEEPING IN OUR BEDS!!

      To help you recognize them, here are a few pics of this fierce army of terrorists:

      https://www.istockphoto.com/photos/angry-poodle

      Lock your doors.

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      1. WOOF!!!

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