A guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old fridge (still working), he put it in his front yard and hung a Sign on it saying: ‘Free to good home. You want it, you take it.’
For three days the fridge sat there without anyone looking twice. He eventually decided that people were too mistrustful of this deal. So he changed the sign to read: ‘Fridge for sale $50.’
The next day someone stole it!
They walk amongst us!
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One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when someone shouted…..
“Look at that dead bird!”
Someone looked up at the sky and said…”Where?”
They walk among us!
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the estate agent which direction was north because he didn’t want the sun waking him up every morning. She asked, ‘Does the sun rise in the north?’
My brother explained that the sun rises in the east and has for some time. She shook her head and said, ‘Oh, I don’t keep up with all that stuff……’
They Walk Among Us!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we overheard an admin girl talking about the sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the beach.
She drove down in a convertible, but said she “didn’t think she’d get sunburned because the car was moving.”
They Walk Among Us!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car which is designed to cut through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the car trunk.
They Walk Among Us!
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I couldn’t find my luggage at the airport baggage area and went to the lost luggage office and reported the loss.
The woman there smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and said I was in good hands. ‘Now,’ she asked me, ‘has your plane arrived yet?’… (I work with professionals like this.)
They Walk Among Us!
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While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cutinto 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time then said “Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don’t think I’m hungry enough to eat 6 pieces.”
They Walk Among Us!
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A noted psychiatrist was a guest speaker at an academic function where Nancy Pelosi (Speaker of the United States House of Representatives)happened to appear. Ms. Pelosi took the opportunity to schmooze the good doctor a bit and asked him a question with which he was most at ease.
‘Would you mind telling me, Doctor,’ she asked, ‘how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears completely normal?’
‘Nothing is easier,’ he replied. ‘You ask a simple question which anyone should answer with no trouble.. If the person hesitates, that puts you on the track.’
‘What sort of question?’ asked Pelosi.
Well, you might ask, ‘Captain Cook made three trips around the world and died during one of them. Which one?”
Pelosi thought a moment, and then said with a nervous laugh, ‘You wouldn’t happen to have another example would you? I must confess I don’t know much about history.’
Sadly, they walk among us! And, MORE sadly, hold high offices!!!
And Vote!
Not only do they walk among us, they reproduce and they also vote. Now that is somewhat a scary situation in itself.
right you are. :0(
My mom recently met the owner of a hair salon that didn’t know the word fermentation, also my mom has a coworker who doesn’t know the word perpendicular. I don’t understand how you can make it 30+ years without coming across the above mentioned words multiple times and how you couldn’t learn a basic definition from context and frequency alone.
They walk among us, and sometimes, right off a f#@king cliff, texting.
And as Darwin would say.. Thats a good thing !
Matrix morons.
Now you know why they had to pass the Obama health bill to see what was in it. They don’t have to walk among us…
I am going to give you guys two examples of kids/people today. One day I was at our local Walmart to pick up a head of cabbage and a couple other items. When I went to the check out the girl looked at the head of cabbage and said this is lettuce, isn’t it? I said no it is cabbage….Well if it is cabbage how can you tell it is not lettuce? DUH! I said to begin with cabbage is a darker green, heavier in weight and the leaves are thicker and the head is hard. I told her lettuce is light in color, the leaves are loose and much thinner. Then she said, oh I see, cabbage is hard headed. I then asked her if she cooked, her reply was no my mother cooks. I told her time to take some cooking lessons from her mom. This gal might have been 20.
Second incident…we were in Ft. Worth and stopped by Arby’s for lunch. I was in a hurry so we drove through the drive through. The bill was 9.72 and I handed her a 10.00 bill. I asked for the senior discount which I knew they gave. She informed me they did not give a discount. I said that is funny we always got one. She proceeded to inform me she was a new hire and knew nothing about that, it was 9.72. In the process of her rant about no discount she threw her hands up in the air and said I hit the wrong button and I don’t know how to count change or do math. This gal was probably late 20’s maybe early 30’s. Another employee had to come count out the change of 28 cents because she could not count.
Yes folks they really do walk among us and really do reproduce. These two examples happened in two different towns in less than a week. I do not know what these kids are going to do when the SHTF, they will be at a total loss of what to do. If they cannot do it on their cell phones, that are totally lost.
Not to excuse her but the way they keep changing the math over the years it is amazing that anyone can even subtract. Before I became a nurse I was a third grade teacher In NY and in the public schools they were changing the math about every five years. I could never understand why for the early methods worked so well. Oh that’s right if it works fix it. Sorry I wasted your time.