Top 10 Signs You May Be A Patsy

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If the thought of standing accused of a crime you didn’t commit makes you wake up in a cold sweat, you may be suffering from a modern anxiety disorder called patsiphobia or fear of being framed. This condition is provoked by exposure to sloppy false-flag events and contradictory mainstream narratives that result in such cognitive dissonance that many begin to fear that they themselves may be about to go out and do something awful for no apparent reason.  

While it is true that in the current state of manufactured terror pretty much anyone may be a patsy just waiting to happen, statistics show that in fact you are more likely to be a victim of a false flag than an alleged perp. Nevertheless, if you give positive for any number of the characteristics listed below, you may want to consider heading for the hills right now, because they’ll be coming for you sooner than later. Your patsy asset is waaay too valuable right now to be roamin’ free…

Top 10 Signs You May Be a Patsy

1. A voice in your head sometimes makes you to do bad things


2. You have a perfect mugshot face

3. Spooks pay you to pretend you’re a “bad guy”

4. Your name fits the chosen suspect profile


5. You have the words “emergency drill” implanted as a post-hypnotic trigger


6. You attend public events carrying backpacks given to you by third parties

7. You have more split personalities than friends

8. You have a knack for being in the wrong place at the wrong time


9. You extert a strange attraction on surveillance cameras


10. Your best friend is your handler


0 – 3: Stay clear of sporting events, movie theatres, schools, backpacks, caps and hair dye and you might be alright

4 – 6: Board up the windows, lock yourself in the basement and hope they don’t use firebombs

7-10: Expect people to die gruesome deaths in your immediate vicinity, including self

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