THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda, Cindy Sheehan
& Michelle Obama
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
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MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By “The Rev Jesse Jackson” & “The Rev Al Sharpton”
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THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
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Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
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THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
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THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
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THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
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GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
By Amelia Earhart
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HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
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TO ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O’Donnell
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GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
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THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
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MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS
By O. J. Simpson & Casey Anthony
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HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
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MY BOOK ON MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by
The Rev. Jesse Jackson
And foreword by
Tiger Woods with John Edwards
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HOW TO WIN A SUPER BOWL
BY THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS
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AND, JUST ADDED:
My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By Nancy Pelosi
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And the shortest book of them all……………… …..
THINGS I DID TO DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE
By Barack Obama
Hey Jeno you beat me to it. haha. good one.
My Fellow Americans:
Nice One JENO!,.. As I say on Ebay for the really good sellers,… TWO THUMBS UP!
Oh My God!,.. NOW THAT’s FUNNY!!! (…and I know funny!)
I wish someone made this as small spoof books, just so I could by them and keep them on my library desk!
To funny!
JD – US Marines – Don’t forget to laugh everynow and then,.. or we forget how to enjoy life.
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“My Peace Plan for the Middle East”
Benjy Netanyahu
Haha! Love the Obama one the best.
The Monumental Stand We Have Taken to Protect Your Rights
-Excerpts from every congressman and woman since 1913.
How to be a Patriot During a World War
by Prescott Bush
How We Exposed the Scandals and Corruption in D.C.
(A joint effort by ABC CBS NBC FOX & CNN, narrated in audio book by Katie Cuntric)
“The Love for Mankind of the Humble Jew”. Sorry, we weren’t able to find any to write about.