47 Signs You’ll Only See In Australia

1. The Outback Golf Course.

The Outback Golf Course.

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2. The Car Eating Cow.

The Car Eating Cow.

3. The Boozy Pedestrian Crossing.

The Boozy Pedestrian Crossing.

4. The Macca’s With A Twist.

The Macca's With A Twist.

5. The Mea Culpa.

The Mea Culpa.

6. The Outback Waterhole.

The Outback Waterhole.

7. The Cassowary Warning.

The Cassowary Warning.

8. The Drink-Drive Warning.

The Drink-Drive Warning.

9. The Police Warning.

The Police Warning.

10. The Speeding Excuse.

The Speeding Excuse.

11. The Apocalypse.

The Apocalypse.

12. Not The Apocalypse.

Not The Apocalypse.

13. The Caught-Short Golfers.

The Caught-Short Golfers.

14. The Celibate Outback.

The Celibate Outback.

15. The Freddie Mercury.

The Freddie Mercury.

16. The Easy To Please.

The Easy To Please.

17. The Friendly Beach Welcome.

The Friendly Beach Welcome.

18. The Unnecessary Warning.

The Unnecessary Warning.

19. The Death Foretold.

The Death Foretold.

20. The Aussie Gazpacho.

The Aussie Gazpacho.

21. The No Brainer.

The No Brainer.

22. The Bar Rules.

The Bar Rules.

23. The Party Out Back.

The Party Out Back.

24. The Very Cold Beer.

The Very Cold Beer.

25. The Quickie Yard Sale.

The Quickie Yard Sale.

26. The Ingenious Special.

The Ingenious Special.

27. The Famous Aussie Burger.

The Famous Aussie Burger.

28. The Change The Record.

The Change The Record.

29. The Lost Cockatoo.

The Lost Cockatoo.

30. The Lost Snake.

The Lost Snake.

31. The Excitable Garden Centre.

The Excitable Garden Centre.

32. The Bogan Language.

The Bogan Language.

33. The Love Thy Neighbour.

The Love Thy Neighbour.

34. The Population Breakdown.

The Population Breakdown.

35. The Honest Truth.

The Honest Truth.

36. The Dodgy Coppers.

The Dodgy Coppers.

37. The Roadside Erection.

The Roadside Erection.

38. The Opening Hours.

The Opening Hours.

39. The Hot Chicks.

The Hot Chicks.

40. The Dangerous Birds.

The Dangerous Birds.

41. The Aussie Rottweiler.

The Aussie Rottweiler.

42. The Naughty Pooch.

The Naughty Pooch.

43. The Defiant Dog.

The Defiant Dog.

44. The Time To Skoll.

The Time To Skoll.

45. The Flamin’ Sign!

The Flamin' Sign!

46. The Best Of The Rest…

The Best Of The Rest...

 

10 thoughts on “47 Signs You’ll Only See In Australia

      1. Speaking of . . . my Chinese neighbors upstairs finally moved out. Dang they are noisy people! They must have been chopping up a Water Buffalo up there.
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        1. Hahahahahahaha!!!! I know EXACTLY what you mean, Cath.

          Chinese people are known for chopping away at their food before cooking it. They love home-cooked meals and will go out of their way no matter what time of day it is to make sure that they get it.

          When I was living in China, I had a person living above us who came home every night around 10pm when I was getting into bed and all he did was CHOP CHOP CHOP for at least 30 minutes. I wanted to kill him for making so much noise so late and for cooking so late. Same thing when I was in my mother in law’s apartment. So yea, the Chinese are quite known for their unnecessarily loud cutting and chopping. 😉

  1. #23 . . . obviously not drug users or they would know that Meth is not grown. Yeah, yeah . . . I only know because I had an ex-boyfriend who WAS a Meth user. Got rid of him in a NY minute once I found out! 😆
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      1. Life presents us with ALL kinds of experiences to learn from doesn’t it Paul?

        I say NY minute instead of NY second because I still had to grab my belongings. 😆
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