In amazing turn of events, the head of America’s Department of Justice, William Barr announced that law enforcement has agreed to obey the Constitution and stop treating every citizen like a potential criminal.
They have also agreed to void the Patriot Act and disband Homeland Security. Barr promised to release hundreds of thousands of innocent people jailed in the War on Terror and the War on Drugs.
Americans everywhere can rejoice knowing that our government will once again, respect citizens rights and stop spying on innocent people.
Sadly, none of this is true this is just an April Fool’s Day joke.
https://massprivatei.blogspot.com/2019/04/american-law-enforcement-agrees-to-stop.html
DONT WORRY, THERE WASNT A PERSON ON HERE THAT READ THIS SHIT WHOSE MIND DIDNT START SCREAMING “BULLSHIT’!! AFTER THE 1RST SENTENCE…………………
THANX JOE!!
Not that I believed this but I certainly wasn’t expecting this to be an April Fools Day Joke. Better keep my radar up considering the day. LOL
Reminds me of the time a local SNL wannabe known as “Almost Live” broadcast a news break, in their several days prior taped show, that Seattle’s Space Needle had collapsed. My wife was shocked and terrified. I told her to notice it was April Fool’s Day, a Sunday, and the photos of the scene were obviously bogus and that the show itself was days old. They even went to commercials directly after the announcement, then right back to the show on another topic. My wife wasn’t the only gullible one as 911 was flooded with calls and channel 5 had to apologise and retract their shenanigans from the airwaves!
“… agreed to obey the Constitution…”
The Constitution is the REAL joke here.
Now, had you said Bill of Rights… (it would have been even LESS ‘believable’).
I clicked on this just to make sure this really was an “April Fools” joke. The only way “law enforcement” will obey the Bill of Rights is (as good ol’ Chairman Mao might say) with a “barrel of a gun.”
Okay, I got had. I’m THE APRIL FOOL. Hope springs eternal? Geez.
Before I knew it was a joke I was gonna write something like,
Well, I know many will pooh-pooh this because the whole Blackwater enterprise must be dismantled, but maybe the great awakening is happening incrementally, and there are those working from within to dismantle the tyranny. Ha!!
Well, naive people are still people. Mea Culpa. I guess I’m still looking for ways out of the mess where I won’t have to die. Perhaps it is survival instinct that springs eternal.
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Being an Iowan, and not one who resides in the great state of Missouri, I feel the urge to exclaim the famous phrase “Show me.” People are people are people and it can’t be better explained than in a book entitled “Human Action,” written by Loudwig Von Mises. I suggest you read it cover to cover. Guido Hulsman describes the life and times of this great man in a masterful literary work entitled “Mises: The last great knight of liberalism”. No shit.