🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Florida man just casually walked away with a full Flock surveillance camera… still bolted to a 12-foot pole… while draped in the American flag 🇺🇸
Security followed him like lost puppies.
This is either the most based thing
You’ll see all year or pure chaos.… https://t.co/W0IuPYuj1b pic.twitter.com/lTOJqWPh1z— Noah B. Price (@TrueOnX) August 16, 2026