Tech Republic – by N.F. Mendoza
Charmin is getting a bit cheeky at CES 2020 with a toilet paper robot.
That’s right, a TP bot. It will bring your toilet paper to you in a hurry if you find yourself stranded on the commode without a roll. Consider it the ultimate in a smart home.
The bathroom, the last bastion of privacy from high tech, now has its own robot, thanks to Proctor & Gamble’s Charmin’s GoLab. At least, in theory. The product is one of three that P&G is debuting at CES 2020 as a concept, but that won’t be available for sale to the public.
Anxiety-plagued Mr. Whipple and his pleas of “Please don’t squeeze the Charmin” during the long-running ad campaign of 1965 to 2000 couldn’t have predicted that his precious product would regain the spotlight for a robot that brings toilet paper, a VR experience, and a sensor for smells.
Read the rest and see the pics here: https://www.techrepublic.com/article/charmin-debuts-a-toilet-paper-robot-and-a-bathroom-smell-sensor-at-ces-2020/
Funny, I am sitting down right now and getting ready to paint a jackson pollack.
I am neither drunk nor a joo but I bet if I was I could sell it for a cool million.
The robot can f off but I’d like to have the creator of such a ridiculous spy contraption held captive in my private studio right now.
LMAO !!!!!!!!!!
Wow. Either the people of the world are completely lazy and need a nanny for everything or the elite really are desperate to make sure you have zero privacy and that every corner of the Earth is being monitored by them.
If I see one of those robots, I’ll be sure to shit in my drawers and hang it over the robot’s face saying, “Hey buddy, take care of this for me, please.”