I took down my Rebel flag (which you can’t buy on eBay any more) and peeled the NRA sticker off the front door. I disconnected my home alarm system and quit the candy-ass Neighborhood Watch. I bought two Pakistani flags and put one at each corner of the front yard. Then I purchased the black flag of ISIS (which you CAN buy on eBay) and ran it up the flag pole.
Now, the local police, sheriff, FBI, CIA, NSA, Homeland Security, Secret Service and other agencies are all watching my house 24/7. I’ve NEVER felt safer and I’m saving $39.95 a month that ADT used to charge me. Plus, I bought burkas for my family when we shop or travel. Everyone moves out of the way and security can’t pat us down.
Hot Damn — Safe at last!
Ain’t America great or what?
This was written by Patrick Jordan……….vaccinefraud.com
I thought I heard that before.
Good nonetheless
oops you may be right…just checked my email from him and hadn’t noticed ‘forwarded’ …my bad
Thanks Mary, this cracked me up!
How ironic. “Fear and loathing” at it’s finest. “Let’s be honest, oh, that’s right, we can’t.”
Good post, Mary.
LOL. Security at its “finest.”
“If you kick all the latinos out, who’ll clean your toilets Mr. Trump?” (Kelly Osborne, you know, Ozzie’s daughter) LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
Kelly has cleaned her dads puke up enough times. I don’t think a toilet or two is going to bother her at all.
When I click on my WiFi emblem in my task bar one of the options is a FBI Surveillance Van…