Visiting in South Western USA I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R. I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
Here’s the hat:
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.
It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.
But…don’t try it at McDonald’s…
The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!
4 thoughts on “The Magic Green Hat”
HAHAHA……LOVE IT!!!! That hat would make a great drawing prize for the Trenches
Damn, I wet myself over this one! Hilarious!
n from la
“Visiting in South Western USA…”
Traded that hellhole in for North Western USA.
Where can I get one or more even?