MoonbatteryDid you think you could escape from liberal politics into sports? Wrong:
Major League Baseball has appointed former outfielder Billy Bean, who came out as gay after his playing career, to serve as a consultant in guiding the sport toward greater inclusion and equality. …
Bean will provide guidance and training related to efforts designed to support the gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgender community throughout baseball. He’ll work with players and front office personnel throughout the major and minor leagues.
Born in May 1964, Bean played for the Tigers, Dodgers and Padres over parts of six seasons and hit .226.
In the near future, even a pathetic .226 batting average will be more than sufficient for any player willing to proclaim that he engages in sodomy.
This sodomite puke makes me sick. DISGUSTING!!!
A switch hitter with a Lisp.
Next up to bat, CHELSEA MANNING!
LMAO!
Gives the phrase “backing up to the plate” a whole new meaning.
Haha!
So would it be sexual harassment if the umpire says, “TWO BALLS!”?
LOL. Is it genetic tampering if the umpire says, “Three balls!”?
Hahaha! Maybe!
All I have to say is, if these kinds of players ever make it to “third base”, I’m not watching anymore.
Bet he hit a lot of foul balls.
Sounded to me more like he fondled a lot of ‘foul’ balls.
Hahaha!!
I also don’t want to be around during the 7th inning stretch.
To F’N Funny!!!!
HAHAHA!! LOL Thank you! Much needed laugh 🙂 I bet his old team mates are rethinking all the pats on the bum he gave em over the years?!
Haha!
Stop NC My eyes are watering!!
The new Major League Baseball Logo .!.
That picture of Bud Selig looks really creepy. Kinda makes you wonder what he’s looking at. Or not wonder….Ahem.
I can definitely see the show, The Family Guy inserting a skit on this in the near future.
Find another sport to fan.
I’ll bet a no-hitter will be their worst nightmare.
And when the umpire yells “You’re out!”, he may well mean “of the closet”.
lol Could be.
I also wouldn’t want to touch that bat after they’ve swung it.
One UP MANship also takes on a whole new meaning.
Bud Selig? He wouldn’t happen to be jewish, would he? And is he gay too?
Is saying, “Come home” a bad thing when they are on third base?
Hope they don’t break a nail sliding into second.
I sure hope they have a relief pitcher ready because the starter might get exhausted quick.
We all know the catcher is wearing protection.
Is it OK for someone on third base to say, “Bring me home”?
Ok, I’ll stop. I could go on, but I’ll shut up now.
Don’t stop, bring it Home:)
Don’t forget the designated switch hitter.
Or the ‘ball’ boy.
Hahaha! Kinda makes you think of that altar boy.
Don’t forget to keep your eye on the ball.
Fits like a glove?
Runs batted in?
Remember the catcher signals:
One Finger = Fast Ball
Two Fingers = Curve Ball
Three Fingers = Slider
Four Fingers and/or Wiggle Fingers = Change Up
Oh boy! We might have to redefine all of those.
Oh f$@#,i’m rolling.
Holy smokes NC, you are FUNNY!!!!!-