Barry Soetoro steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Go” written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Barry is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff’s HQ, and
yells, “Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they
wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he
did it! Where were you guys?!” The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Barry hollers, “Well dammit, don’t just sit there! Get out and find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!” The
entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, “Well
Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?”
Soetoro says, “Oh hell, give me the bad news first.”
The officer says, “Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The
results just came back, and it was Machelll’s urine.”
Soetoro says, “Oh my god, I feel so… so… betrayed! My own wife!
Damn….Well, what’s the really bad news?”
The officer replies, “Well sir, it’s Donald Trump’s handwriting.”
GOOD PLACE FER A BOOBY TRAP, IF YA DIDNT NEED SNOWSHOES TO SET IT……….OFF TO THE DAMN SAW BONES AGAIN…….. HAVE A GOOD ONE BROTHER
Barry Soetoro steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Go” written in urine across the snow.
Well, old Barry is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff’s HQ, and
yells, “Somebody wrote a threat in the snow on the front damn lawn! And they
wrote it in urine! Son-of-a-bitch had to be standing right on the porch when he
did it! Where were you guys?!” The security guys stay silent and stare ashamedly at the floor. Barry hollers, “Well dammit, don’t just sit there! Get out and find out who did it! I want an answer, and I want it tonight!” The
entire staff immediately jumps up and races for the exits.
Later that evening, his chief security officer approaches him and says, “Well
Mr. President, we have some bad news and we have some really bad news. Which do you want first?”
Soetoro says, “Oh hell, give me the bad news first.”
The officer says, “Well, we took a sample of the urine and tested it. The
results just came back, and it was Machelll’s urine.”
Soetoro says, “Oh my god, I feel so… so… betrayed! My own wife!
Damn….Well, what’s the really bad news?”
The officer replies, “Well sir, it’s Donald Trump’s handwriting.”
LOL. Can you post a link to the article this was in? 🙂
It’s “fake news” Katie.
😀 😀
Boy, it’s a good thing you don’t need ’em. 🙂
Good thing you have your snow socks:).
wow… that’s a lot of goddamn snow. I hope it’s not headed this way.
tunnel 🙂
Well Henry,
the good news is that in the Spring after that has melted, you won’t need them until next winter. 🙂
Hope your still aint out there…