Obama Administration Proposes 2,300-Page “New Constitution”

Of Two Minds – by Charles Hugh Smith

The U.S. Constitution leaves too many areas open to interpretation; a New Constituion of 2,300 pages (+ 200 redacted secret pages) is the solution.

The Obama Administration has proposed replacing the current U.S. Constitution (4,543 words, including the signatures with a 2,300-page “new Constitution” that in the words of an administration spokesperson, “clears up the gray areas in the current Constitution.”  

The proposal was launched after the success of two recent 1,000+ page pieces of legislation, the Affordable Care Act and the Dodd-Frank financial reform act.

An additional 200+ pages of the “new Constitution” are redacted due to the sensitive nature of the National Security-related amendments.

Lobbyists from key industries were invited to contribute amendments to the new Constitution;” constitutional legal experts were also invited to submit improvements to the current law of the land.

Some critics who have reviewed the 2,300 pages of the proposed “new Constitution” have stated that the document is impenetrable even to those with law degrees. Average citizens “will be unable to understand the laws that govern their lives.”

Other observers note that the complexity and length of legislation such as the Affordable Care Act and the Dodd-Frank financial reform act are already beyond the comprehension of all but a handful of experts.

An administration spokesperson defended the proposed re-write on the grounds that “the new Constitution will provide the clarity that people want in their Constitution.”

http://www.oftwominds.com/blogoct13/constitution-parody10-13.html

 

13 thoughts on “Obama Administration Proposes 2,300-Page “New Constitution”

  1. I shure hope this is satire or some other form of frivolity,

    We dont need no stinkin new constitution,

    Just need to get rid of the bummer in chief and the rest of these donkeys ruining our country.

  2. Real or not, these creatures would jump
    at the opportunity if they thought they’d
    get away with it.
    If they attempt this….
    GAME ON, NO QUARTER !

  3. “Anyone born after the adoption of the U.S. Constitution in 1787 must be a “natural born Citizen” of the United States to constitutionally fill the office of President”

    F@#k you Barry Soretoro!

  4. “…….in the words of an administration spokesperson, “clears up the gray areas in the current Constitution.”

    Gray areas???

    WHAT GRAY AREAS, CLOWNS?????

  5. what? do they think pages grow on trees? im for a one page constitution. it would say
    if you need to ask…kill yourself
    if it hurts anyone/thing else…kill yourself
    if you need a government…kill yourself
    otherwise DO AS YOU SEE FIT.
    ps your free…go live life or kill yourself.

      1. i hadnt noticed as Its not my real name. its the facebook/gmail junk mail name. it sounds asian and irish at the same time. im an american born dutch/irish mut.
        ill fix it.
        I chose this handle because i was sold the american dream and after serving in the navy found that this place is messed up and the american dream is a joke…but im not too bitter.

        1. Mainly Swedish & German, with a smattering of French (gag) & Irish thrown in.

          Obviously, my user name needs no explanation. I couldn’t have made it any plainer.

          No gray area there.

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