Young people have theirs, now Seniors have their own texting codes:
* ATD- At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW- Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM- Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC- See You at the Senior Center
* DWI- Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL- Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO- Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL- Living on Laxatives
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT- Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
Hope these help.
GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
lol (laugh out loud) not laxatives this time. Good one Paul 🙂
More old age jokes that I refuse to laugh at …… because I’m still 22, of course.
you’ll get there my friend.
I was kidding, Paul. I barely even remember being 22
hah. I remember when I was. Man was I stupid back then. no offense to you youngins out there. 🙂
Hahaha! Nice one, Paul. You always seem to find the craziest stuff.
That’s because I’m crazy. Hell ask diggerdan. 🙄
Good One Paul!! That is funny!!!! 🙂
🙂
You lie Paul!You remembering when you were 22,you are too old to remember that!Must be the alzheimer dementia kicking in some made up memories!
Driving while incontinent, going to make people think twice before buying that car from the little old lady that only drove it to church on sundays.