US: “It was a preemptive attack on Iran”
Pentagon: “No sign that Iran was going to attack first”
US: “No but if Israel attacked Iran, then Iran would have attacked us, so we preemptively attacked them first” 🤡
This is beyond satire.
pic.twitter.com/Y6wRzO2CHx— Siddharth (@DearthOfSid) March 3, 2026