The Daily Sheeple – by Melissa Dykes
Society is effed up. There’s just no other way to say it.
When parents aren’t busy letting iPhones and iPads raise their kids (considering 77% of two year olds are now on them daily), apparently they’re hiring creepy ass clowns to SCARE their kids into behaving.
That’s right. As seen in the image above (yes, that’s not just a creepy clown, it’s THE creepy clown parents hire), a 65-year-old guy who dresses in a polka dotted red suit and creepy mask with elongated black eyes and goes by the monicker “Wrinkles the Clown” is offering his services ofscaring people’s misbehaving kids into minding their parents in Naples, Florida.
Via WAPO:
For a few hundred bucks cash, [Wrinkles] told The Washington Post, he’ll make an appearance at your party or gathering, prank your friend or even scare your misbehaving kid straight, as he was recently hired to do by one mother looking for a way to reform her trouble-making 12-year-old.
“He was scared of clowns and I showed up across the street from him at the bus stop and he just started crying in front of his friends and ran home,” Wrinkles told The Post, somewhat remorsefully, in his heavy New England accent. “His mother called back a few days later and said ‘Thank you!’ Now when he acts bad, she just has to ask him: ‘Do you want Wrinkles to come back?’”
Surprised the kid didn’t pee his pants.
So now, instead of having behavioral problems, little Johnny will have mental problems and insomnia and be scarred for life?
Sounds like a terrific trade off, huh?
Did you know, a University of Sheffield study found that clowns are universally disliked by children? Apparently the study consisted of 250 kids between the ages of four and 16 surveyed about their clown opinions and guess what? Every last one of them, 100%, disliked clowns! A British children’s hospital even redecorated specifically to remove clown decor because kids are afraid of them.
Fear of clowns is no laughing matter, though. There are many adults who fear them as well. There’s even a word for people who have a clown phobia: coulrophobia.
In other words…
This is literally the stuff nightmares are made of.
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Melissa Dykes is a writer, researcher, and analyst for The Daily Sheepleand a co-creator of Truthstream Media with Aaron Dykes, a site that offers teleprompter-free, unscripted analysis of The Matrix we find ourselves living in. Melissa also co-founded Nutritional Anarchy with Daisy Luther of The Organic Prepper, a site focused on resistance through food self-sufficiency. Wake the flock up!
DONT NEED NO CLOWN………. IVE HAD A STROKE…. ENTIRE LEFT SIDE PARALYZED, AND WAS INFORMED BY MY 30 YR OLD SON THAT HE STILL FEARS ME……BUT……….. HE KNOWS THE DAMNED TRUTH……….
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I’ve never understood what anyone finds scary about clowns. The only ones that are scary are the ones that are meant to be: Pennywise from It, the doll from Poltergeist, US politicians, etc.
John Wayne Gacy AKA The Killer Clown
old school tools of behavior modification that I became familiar with were, the leather belt, the willow switch, the wooden spoon and the hair brush. Used in no particular order ,or favored by either particular administrator.
By todays standards someone should be writing me a check. Thanks ma & pa you did me a favor. Eternal gratitude, respect, and devotion.
( oh shit Stockholm syndrome…)
Clowns, they don’t always dress the part, sometimes they put on a Counsel Member or Mayor suit. The higher up the political ladder, the more clowns you’ll see dressed in 3 piece suits. Masters of the false smile and buffoonery, it’s no wonder our 3 branches of government are nothing more than a 3 ring circus with clowns in charge.
Perfect analogy Millard.
Anyone who chooses to wear a disguise to be in the company of children should raise a stink-eye.
What’s the hardest part about being a clown?
Gettin the kids the blood off your clown suit!
Sorry for morbid humor. Mildly coulrophobic
The parents need behavior modification FIRST.
“Go git me a switch boy.” as dad used to say. Just hearing that used to adjust my attitude… 😎
agree ! the ‘look’ was usually enough for me
The only t.v. show I’ve ever been on was the “Bozo the Clown” show. That was with my Cub Scout troop back in the late ’50’s.
LOL… pretty lame.