A guy walks into a crowded bar waving his unholstered gun wildly and yells
“I got a .45 Colt automatic with 8 rounds in the clip and one in the chamber, and all I want to know is who’s been sleeping with my wife?”
A voice from the back of the room calls out “you don’t have enough ammo”.
Harsh!
ROFL
Hey Angel! 😀
Thanks for the swimming cat video… 🙂
LOL! I’ll have to borrow that one.
Hope she was charging, at least. 🙄
Good one, Paul!
Paul, PLEASE STOP PUBLISHING JOKES ABOUT ME AND MY EX. WIFE Thanks Swifty Lomax 🙂 🙂 🙂 just kidding Paul
Hey swifty. I’ll never tell. I promise. No one will ever know. 😆 😆 😆
I love the joke.
I’ll use in the future for sure.
I guess I’m so old and cynical that the word “clip” jumped out at me and nearly ruined the joke.
Maybe it’s just late at night.
I apologize, but magazine or “mag” is the proper term.
Clip always makes me think of dangerously blocking a guy from behind in football.
Sorry,
Cynical 57 year old curmudgeon.