.45 Colt

A guy walks into a crowded bar waving his unholstered gun wildly and yells

“I got a .45 Colt automatic with 8 rounds in the clip and one in the chamber, and all I want to know is who’s been sleeping with my wife?”  

A voice from the back of the room calls out “you don’t have enough ammo”.

8 thoughts on “.45 Colt

    1. Paul, PLEASE STOP PUBLISHING JOKES ABOUT ME AND MY EX. WIFE Thanks Swifty Lomax 🙂 🙂 🙂 just kidding Paul

  1. I love the joke.
    I’ll use in the future for sure.
    I guess I’m so old and cynical that the word “clip” jumped out at me and nearly ruined the joke.
    Maybe it’s just late at night.
    I apologize, but magazine or “mag” is the proper term.
    Clip always makes me think of dangerously blocking a guy from behind in football.
    Cynical 57 year old curmudgeon.

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