Sent to us by CVA.
A Jewish man (Mort) and his wife go to their rabbi.
“Rabbi, I think my wife is trying to poison me!”
“Very interesting,” says the Rabbi. “Let me go and talk to her and see what I can find out.”
A few hours later the Rabbi calls the man up.
“I’ve spent several hours speaking with your wife,” he says.
“What should I do?” the man asked.
“Take the poison.”
Oy veh….good one.
One of the greatest Jewish comedians was Henny Youngman.
I loved his one liners.
The doctor told me I only have 6 months to live.
I told him I couldn’t pay the bill.
So he gave me another six months to live.
Bada chhhhh….
Killin me just killin me.
More from Henny Youngman
Why do Jewish divorces cost so much? They’re worth it.
Why do Jewish men die before their wives? They want to.
Why don’t Jews drink? It interferes with their suffering.